Entries from April 2010

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Boob Short Film

It’s alive! It’s ALIVE! This is the one and only time that seeing a bewb has made me feel a little bit nauseous and for that I both hate and commend the directors. They are sick puppies, some sick sick puppies. And so is that boob…

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Space Race

Every child wanted to be an astronaut, flying into the unknown reaches of a mysterious cosmos for the good of mankind. But reality bit. Now you can realize that dream by WINNING a FREE trip to SPACE. Imagine it! Time is ticking, so get playing to win!

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Things I Hate

This guy’s certainly, like, got a lot to bitch about. You know? But the boy’s got a point on a lot of these issues, I mean who the fuck wants to see a penis on Chatroulette? That shit is not cool. I’m up for joining the cause, man. Sign me up buddy. If it shuts [...]

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

What’s David Cameron Thinking?

He must have a lot on his mind, what with the election looming and the Tories sliding down the polls I wonder what else Mr Cameron is thinking about sliding down?

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Grum “Can’t Shake This Feeling”

Women voraciously shovelling various food products into their mouths, is this the current state of competitive eating? Let’s hope so. My personal faves have to be the baked beans and tinned spaghetti. There’s something disturbing yet compelling about it all. But hey, at least it’s not 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Creepy Robot Mouth Trololo

I’m surprised that with this much awesome my monitor hasn’t exploded and shattered into a thousand pieces, but so be it. However if I saw this thing coming towards me in the soft dwindling light of a summer’s eve, I would shit a brick and then use that brick to beat this monstrosity to death.

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Brokeback Hogwarts

Harry Botter and the Purple Headed Wand. The were so many signs – his glasses, the fact he hasn’t jumped Hermione yet, his “friendship” with that bowlheaded ranga – it was only a matter of time before Harry’s real sexuality was revealed. That’s all Hogwarts is, one giant man-love fest. That’s what turns Harry from [...]

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Alone In The Universe – Jon Lajoie

The Beatles did Across the Universe, a meditation on time and stuff, and other hippy cr#p, well here’s the internet’s very own John Lennon meditating on something that’s far more important than the universe, it’s about fapping! LMFAO!

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

The Viral Video Kit FTW!

Do you suck at creating interesting video content? Sick of you single digit YouTube views? Want your videos of paint drying to go viral? Sounds like you need to get the Viral Video Kit! A few simple additions to you lousy video and before you know it you’ll have millions of subscribers! – AWESOME SAUCE!!!

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Hitler Reacts to The Hitler Parodies Being Removed From YouTube

Constantin films in Munich, said the company was fighting copyright infringement for years. But he admitted that removing all parody clips was an uphill battle. This’ll show them not to mess with the internets! Even Hitler’s upset godammit! It’s an outrage! We wants out Hitler meme back and we wants it now! Enjoy this while [...]

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Complicated Universal Cum – I Can Hardly Wait

As music videos go this has got to be up there with the Bangbus. These people know what we want from a video, two hot women kissing passionately for 4 minutes. Mesmerizing. I can hardly wait…for the rest of the album.