Care Bears: Back in Action


I knew those cutesy candy-colored bears had a dark side. I’d definitely go watch this if it ever got made. I’m thinking Martin Scorsese or Abel Ferrara to direct. I want to see bloodletting, decapitation, mutilation, psychologically damaged Care Bears snorting coke, injecting drugs into their eyeballs and going on some kind of cathartic journey of redemption.

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