Entries from July 2010

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Electric Stimulus to Face

Well this is ridiculous, but highly enjoyable. Get some faces, put them on a split screen, add some electric shocks and you have the lulz. You’d have to be made of frozen hate to not find this amusing, but maybe you are made of that. Hell, maybe you’ve been ostracized all your life just because [...]

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

The Homosexual Menace

They’re out there, spying on you while you shower, peeping at you when you change. Oh yes, those perfectly coiffured guys who are chatting away to your girlfriend about things like clothes, and hair, and make-up. You’re know they’re no threat to her, but to you. My god, they want your ass. And they will [...]

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Violet Doll: Latex & Oil

Oil on latex, and oil on skin, is a combination that at once compliments and contrasts one another. The shiny latex is impervious to oil, while the human skin absorbs part of the oil, using it as both protector and moisturiser. I think what is trying to be said in this video is the paradoxical [...]

Monday, July 26th, 2010

How to Make a Daft Punk Helmet In 17 months

This takes some dedication to make, but just look how awesome the end result is. You’ll be the envy of all your friends and women will constantly surround you, they might even faint in your presence. And animals will follow you everywhere, you’ll be worshiped like some form of god. Such is the power of [...]

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Newport (Ymerodraeth State of Mind)

It’s a bloody Way-yells version of that Alicia Key track, innit. This is awesome, forget the bustling glamour of New York, it’s all about a Friday night in Newport, starting the evening with a line of meow meow, then necking twenty Special Brews, before taking on half the town while out of your fucking ‘ead. [...]

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Amazing Catch by Cute Ball Girl

It comes to something when professional baseball players get pwnd by the ball girl. Just look at the way she jumps up that wall like a ninja with a rocket up its ass. Next up a headless cripple wins the Super Bowl single-handedly before bringing peace to the Middle East and stabilising Iraq.

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Why “Back to the Future” Is Secretly Horrifying

‘Good wholesome family fun!’, it sounds SO safe, secure and good for the children….How WRONG you all were! Here are listed the reasons why the Back to the Future series is a racist, incestuous and depraved movie full of sexual degenerates. And this film’s been watched by families? It makes me sick that this is [...]

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Redneck Redemption

Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig. Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it [...]

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Cows & Cows & Cows

“The horror…..The HORROR of it all!” – It’s surreal bovine fun with animator Cyriak’s latest weirdness. It’s like we’ve all taken some serious shrooms and skipped to the land of the nodding cows who have spindly legs and bounce about. It’s actually very disturbing, but strangely entrancing too. It doesn’t get much better than this……ok, [...]

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Flairs – Trucker’s Delight

8-bit trucker depravity of the lowest order. If you get caught watching this by colleagues or friends they’ll probably burn you on sight. Japan have got nothing on these guys. Tentacle rape? This guy eats it for breakfast.

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Mel Gibsons Rant to Animation

Mel, always the charmer, he knows what women want. They want their former boyfriend to ring them up drunk on Wild Turkey ranting like a loon on a full moon about getting raped, blowing them and burning their house down. He’s a charmer all the way. Braveheart? More like the man without a career. Lethal [...]