Entries from October 2010

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

100 Horror Movie Spoilers in 5 Minutes

Those two bastards are back and due to it being Halloween, they’ve chosen horror movies as the subject to spoil. You know the drill, look away now if you’re not a horror fan and haven’t seen lots of these films. Let’s be honest, if you’re not a horror fan then you probably don’t care either [...]

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

People Are Awesome

Awesome is as awesome does. And so extreme triple backflips and jumping through the air on a bike are considered awesome. But awesome could be sitting on the couch for a week, only moving to put on a new episode of South Park and order another pizza and six pack. It’s an endurance test, for [...]

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Zach Galifianakis Gets Between-Two-Ferns’d

WFAA’s Gordon Keith reaches into his bag of lulz and pulls out some medicine that tastes a little like two ferns and spoons it into Zach Galifianakis’s mouth. Curve balls are thrown and Zach just seems to let them bounce off him while he looks on baffled and confounded. Is it just an act or [...]

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Lost Paradise (Juliette Valduriez)

There’s always something pleasurable about seeing a hot chick playing a guitar, and playing it well. And it’s a real guitar, not some video game. What a legend, sign her up straight away and let’s get touring and partying already. Move over Slash, for hot chicks who are about to rock, we salute you.

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

Scaring The Crap Out OF Your Friends!

Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it. But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead [...]

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

The title alone is worth it for this one, as blasphemy just got awesome. Let’s just take a moment to reflect shall we. We have nude nuns. Check. And we have big guns. Check. What else does a movie need? There’s your ingredients for a night in alone with a box of tissues and some [...]

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Green Zone: Deleted Scene

Matt Damon is a Muppet, but this film was watchable, except for the ‘WTF’ moment when he sends the cute news journalist an email at the end. The good news is that the movie with this scene explained will be out on the ‘Directors Cut’ DVD release, it must be. It adds a great tension [...]

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

F#ck The Apocalypse!

This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph. It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring [...]

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Katy Perry Muppet Sex (Teenage Dream Parody)

This is the sort of stuff the dads would like to see on Sesame Street every day, no doubt. Admittedly it’s a bit risqué and the kids might be a little confused but it’s a great way to learn about that bird/bee thing. Only problem is you might end up with kids trying to make [...]

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

Crimson Dexter-Tastic!

Another awesome mash-up from Pogo, this time featuring the serial killer of serial killers, like a meta-serial killer. Whatever the hell he is, he kills a lot of people in a room with plastic sheeting all over it. You never want to wake up in there after a night out. Dig the remix, but serial [...]

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Pr0n Tech Support

Well, now, this is embarrassing. For times like this you need to make sure you have your main man bro working over in tech support so you can just ring him up, gloss over the sensitive questions and get yourself some fapping material back ASAP. Or, you know, go old school and watch a DVD [...]