Chicken Fried Lady
MC Jelly Donut makes deep fried grease laden poultry even more upsetting with this cannibalistic ode to a mutant half-woman, half-KFC freakozoid. It begs the question, what half would you like to be fried chicken? Eating her would mean dicing with diabetes and the onslaught of obesity. If only she had French fried fingers and puked up coca-cola, she’d be the junk food lady, the perfect girlfriend? OM NOM NOM!