Death Wank
It’s a dangerous way to take Captain Picard to warp speed & try to go where no other man has been before, it proved fatal for Michael Hutchence and David Carradine, and now this guy meets his end in one of the most embarrassing ways. Just imagine the person who has to find you — and GOD forbid that your fapping material contains a picture of Justin Bieber — just use hand lotion instead.
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