Entries from January 2012

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Video Game Demake Artwork

It’s time to bring today’s modern gaming hits to the good old days – Bioshock, Deus Ex, Mass Effect, Portal, etc are all seriously beautiful games, but even when reduced to a fraction of their former pixel count by talented demake artists Pieceoftoast & JunkBoy, they still look totally awesome. I’d love to play these.

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

I Hate Religion, And Jesus Too

It’s surprising this religion-hating fool hasn’t felt the wrath of God rein down on his puny human head, smiting his fleshy brain into the void of idiocy. Because God is an angry being who has been made impotent by science and the lack of intelligent people believing in him. Why is it all atheists are [...]

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

The Don Draper Guide to Investment Banking

With the announcement this week that hit US TV show Madmen will be returning this March, we pay tribute to the king of cool and quintessential man for the 21st century with this article from the site mergersandinquisitions.com, which provides the Don Draper guide to investment banking. Learn how to drink, smoke, womanize, get in [...]

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Beardyman @ BBC Comedy Proms 2011

Beardyman, who has the whole world in his mouth, but alas no beard, wows the audience at the BBC Comedy Proms, confusing the orchestra who possibly see him as a threat to their existence as should anybody who makes a living by making noise. It’s a fine performance and one that you wouldn’t really want [...]

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Smoking’s Good For You (and a bunch of other stuff)

Every week we read that something we believe is bad for us actually has beneficial health effects. This week it’s coffee, before that it was pizza – and every other day it’s red wine. But can these stories really be true? That depends how you interpret the facts. To [...]

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Intermission

Proper weird! Back in the 1970s burgers were the height of sophistication in Britain and the job that everyone envied was cleaning cinema toilets, a much-sought after position and one that would have you as the most respected member of your community. It was also a time when criminals were doing a tidy trade in [...]

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Sh*t Homophobic People Say

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do [...]

Friday, January 13th, 2012

M.I.A – Illygirl (Borgore Illygore Remix)

You can’t really go wrong with a video like this. And the music’s pretty good too, but it comes secondary to the manifold delights of watching scantily clad females jumping about in their smalls in the name of art. Well, music. The sounds over the top of the footage could be the Lord’s prayer or [...]

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Breaking Bad Remix // POV Compilation

“Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans.” – If you haven’t seen Breaking Bad then shame on you and your family. If you have seen it then you’ll know how breaking badass it is, as the dynamic duo, Jesse Pinkman & Walter H. White, go from bad to worse, and [...]

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

The Internet’s Newest Fetish

It’s totally unhygenic, just like all of the best fetishes. Also, it looks like it’s origin is from Japan, so don’t make any quick assumptions just yet. If you’re wondering what it is she’s resting her tongue on, it’s not what you’re thinking. Whatever you’re thinking, it’s not that.

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

Awesome Impressions by Isaac

This man is Isaac Robinson-Smith, who also goes by the name Imagineer50th and you must bow down and worship at his stunningly amazing array of impressions, from Homer to Barney he gets them spot on every time. If you need credentials then he used to work as a Digital Puppeteer at Disneyland Resort so he’s [...]