Entries from April 2013

Thursday, April 4th, 2013

LITTLE BIG – Everyday I’m drinking

You need to know nothing more than this is a Russian video. Knowing that will excuse the entire WTF that will be present in your mind throughout the whole of this experience. Not only is the music some form of grindcore trance but they’ve gone for a whole carnival vibe, plus girl-making-out-with-a-guy-in-a-bear-suit look. WIN!

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

The Hangover…as a Horror

You thought it was a funny movie about a bunch of guys waking up after an epic stag night to try and find their buddy, the groom, who they somehow lost. But you were wrong, very, very wrong. Instead it’s a pant-shitting horror about a weird guy with a beard who may just end up [...]

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

Aqua’s Barbie Girl (Metal version) By Victor de Andres

Barbie Girl is a pretty ear-offending track however you come at it, but if there was going to be a version that was at least tolerable, this is it. This guy shreds the crap out of it and turns it from a sickly Euro dance piece of abominable lameness into devil-horns-in-the-air rawk awesomeness. Try and [...]

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

Draw My Life – Jenna Marbles

Jenna Marbles draws her life and it turns out to be pretty sad. We learn of her lost loves from school, and her childhood dreams of wanting to be a vet or play soccer and the pets she had when she was growing up and moving to LA and her break up and WAAAAAAAA! So [...]

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013

Chris Brown’s Publicist

It must be the most undesirable job in the world, being Chris Brown’s publicist. Dealing with assaults, more assaults, crazy behavior, insults, punches, and any other abuse he wants to level at you. Waking up each morning you’d be full of dread for what you’re about to hear. And that’s without even looking at his [...]

Monday, April 1st, 2013

Trust: 2010 (Full Movie)

This makes for pretty grim viewing, but it’s Easter so you might as well suffer a little. It tells the story of a teenage girl who befriends a man on the internet (never a good idea) and then things go from bad to worse as she becomes a victim of sexual abuse. This in turn [...]