Infomercial Parody Shows You The Secret to a Perfect Body
Don’t listen to all those other informercials who say they can make you lose a kerzillion pounds by attaching some contraption to your abdomen and plugging it in—because it’s all lies, lies, and more lies. And if you think dieting’s going to help your fat ass slim down, then think again.
Because it all comes down to genetics—that’s right, you’re either born with the ability to look good while doing eff-all, or you’re doomed to be fat. Deal with it.
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