Dating can be a minefield, all those fish and all that sea, it’s enough to confuse even the most dedicated and committed person, so it was great news when Dana McLendon released his six minute video revealing the Universal Hot Crazy Matrix which, using a graph plotted along hot vs. crazy axes, gave men everything they needed to know about women. And, praise be, now a female version called “Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix” has been released.

It plots hotness against “emotional unavailability” and is everything a woman could possibly want to know about men, with handily mapped out areas like the “fun zone” and the “date zone” and the “danger zone” so you know what to avoid and what to look out for. You can watch McLendon’s male version, below.

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