If you’ve seen National Treasure then you’ll know, while it might be a fun thing to watch when you’re suffering with a hangover and you’ve lost the remote to the television and can’t be bothered to get up and find it, it sure is full of sins. So Cinema Sins have taken it upon themselves to count down just how many are in the movie’s 131 minute running time.
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
It’s all in Japanese and doesn’t really make much sense at all, but that doesn’t matter because the less you know what’s going on in this video the better. All you really need to know is that it features the Pokemon character Slowpoke in his first foray into reggae music.
From the mind of Brad Neely direct to your internets, comes a tale of a man called Queeblo. Welcome to his life, set to a downtempo beat, a man who can simultaneously skateboard while eating a burger and drinking some devil juice. And with rhymes like “I’m clearing zones like I’m Indie Jones” there’s no reason why you shouldn’t bust this out at ridiculous volumes at all hours of the day and night. In fact, it’s your duty to.
Wow. This guy really needs to get a grip, because if he continues to act like he does in this video, he’s going to get destroyed by the adult world. After learning that his video games have gone, he goes into his backyard to find his dad moments away from destroying his entire Xbox collection by running over them with a lawnmower.
Nightwing, for those not down with the intricacies of the DC Universe, is the superhero alter ego of Dick Grayson, formerly Robin and sidekick to Batman. After Bats and Dick have a falling out, Grayson leaves Gotham and becomes Nightwing, fighting his own battles and no longer just a sidekick.
Mario speed runs can be pretty brutal, so you can imagine how tense it can get on a competitive level when you’re battling against your peers to complete in the best time possible. And this video shows just how tense it can be, especially when on a gamer’s preferred diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos and weed.
When it comes to horror films, all the characters act completely unreasonably, doing things any sane human being would never undertake in the same circumstances — so what would a horror film be like if all the protagonists acted sensibly? Well it would be like this hilarious trailer for a film that wouldn’t exist, because without those tropes you wouldn’t have horror.
If the name Buckwheat Groats sounds kind of familiar but you can’t quite pin it, then let me jog your memory by reminding you they did the awesome “Tom Hanks” song that superimosed Tom Hanks’ head on all kinds of debauchery. And they’ve also done a McDonald’s-inspired track set inside several actual McD’s restaurants.
Pity the poor telemarketer at the end of this call, or don’t, because they are pretty much the most annoying people on earth. But Tom Mabe gets them back for all humanity by pretending to be an FBI agent on a murder scene, with Tom Mabe the victim. Then the fun really begins as Mabe starts to mess with the caller and find out just what relationship he may’ve had with the murdered man – An oldie, but still gold.
Pogo and the Muppets, you couldn’t find a more sweet, sweet combination, enough to melt your heart with nostalgia overload. So sit back and let the sounds of Kermit, Bert, Ernie, and lots of funky 70s footage wash over you and let you reminisce about childhood and hours spent watching your friend, the TV, as it had a party with all your other friends, those puppet creations of Jim Henson.
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