If it wasn’t enough that the notorious Mexican drug cartels have desecrated the country with violence and warfare, they’ve now taken to exploiting the country’s oil reserves too. VICE News reports on what’s happening, as 10,000 barrels of crude oil are stolen from Mexico’s state-run oil company Pemex a day. All this is done through illegal tapping.
File this one under “Totally Random” as Kiesza’s hit song ‘Hideaway’ gets covered by a couple of Russian comedians called Bonya and Kuzmich. But while it may seem random it’s actually shot in one take, this pair never put a foot wrong in their carefully choreographed routine – which even features chickens and a sexy tractor ride!
Mirages are a common occurrence for people who have spent days on their own in the desert with no food or water, but the guy in this advert has a different kind of hallucination than just a watering hole. He instead sees a parade of women in skimpy lingerie who proceed to dance around and drape themselves all over him.
Over in Japan they have what’s known as cuddle cafes, but if that sounds too cutesy for you, they also have Yakuza-sponsored prostitution rings, catering to the population who are just seeking recreational fun rather than serious relationships, and it shows in the fact that hardly anyone is having babies which means Japan has more people over the age of 65 and the smallest number under 15 in the world. Yep, Japan is really weird.
From first date, to forth base, to first meeting of your friends, to first arguments, to wanting to sleep with other people, and everything else that goes on in a relationship, two actors improvise a very convincing setup and take your through the highs and lows and more lows of being with someone. Anyone who’s ever been in a relationship, even if it’s just with a pot plant, will enjoy this.
Cracked take on Upworthy and their fondness for videos that manipulate our emotions with scenes of ever-increasing smaltz. So in this video we start out with a blind guy who is able to see again. Praise be! He then meets his brother who he hasn’t talked to in 18 months, is reunited with his dog who he thought was dead and then things really begin to go downhill.
If you thought that sandstorm chase from Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol was pretty good, then prepare to be blown away with this alternate take on it. Youtuber MemeMaster420 has crafted his own, improved, edit of the scene, adding in some animation and putting Darude’s track “Sandstorm” over the top.
These are undoubtedly the impressions you’ve been looking for, as Mark and Todd from Barely Political team up with Ross from The Impression Guys to journey onwards for a mega Star Wars impression-a-thon that takes in all your favorite characters from a galaxy far, far away.
Even the most grizzled, hardass, jaded rock star can have a soft spot for Katy Perry. It’s the sort of stuff you wouldn’t believe if the rockers in question weren’t caught on camera saying it, revealing to the world that yeah, it’s OK to have a secret thing for some total trashy pop songs. We’re still gonna respect them in the morning.
If you’re having a bad day or you’re having a good day or a meh day or whatever the hell kind of day you’re having you just need to watch this video and it’s going to improve it: An old guy takes to the dance floor with his walking sticks and starts busting some moves—but then the music takes him higher and before he knows it, the rhythm has control.
Not sure where these woman got their bicycle from but it’s not usual to have one that has eyes and can sing. But hey, that’s maybe something to ponder for another time and you might be so busy looking elsewhere that you don’t even notice the saddle has eyes. Either way, it’s not a bad way to spend the next few minutes of your life.
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