You’ll not be surprised to find out that DARPA are involved with this piece of kit. It’s called the ARGUS and contains several cameras and other imaging systems. These are used to create incredibly large 1.8GP high-resolution mosaic images and video so Big Brother can watch you in really, really high-def — so make sure you’re looking good.
And this is why some people, make that most people, should never be allowed near firearms. Because not only are they a danger to themselves, but they’re a danger to the entire human race, especially if they decide to procreate then their idiot genes will live on so their children can make it into a compilation video of idiots too.
If you’re wondering why there are so many douche-muppets in the world, then look no further than this video for an explanation, even though it’s a work of fiction. Every time someone has an idea, their head explodes in a showering of wet flesh and brains. Which means the only people left in the world are the total numb-nutts.
It’s no longer OK to just pull up to a drive thru and order your food, now you have to do it in spectacular fashion, by rapping it or pretending a ghost is driving the car or while doing a handstand on the dashboard or some such craziness. At least it keeps the servers entertained in their dull ass jobs. This is a bit special though.
Thinking of doing some work today? Pfffft! Why bother, the company won’t miss your input, instead take some well-earned time out and make with the lulz at this classic comedy from the Monty Python team. You’ve probably seen it a million times anyway, but come on! They’re the knights who say “Nee!”.
There’s nothing like enjoying all the splendors of the world from the comfort of your own home. Marvel at the majesty Mother Nature has to offer, soak up the spectacle of people surfing crazy waves and leaping about on skis. People swimming in the blue ocean or backflipping on a bmx. Then go watch another cat video.
Burning Man festival, a place where you can go get naked and messed up in the middle of the desert, where you can look at some art, not have to worry about money and indulge in all those other hippy ideals. Here’s a tilt-shift time-lapse video that celebrates this massive happening out their in the middle of the Black Rock Desert, Nevada. Wishing you were there, much?
A stripped back musical jam is laid down in this tranquil track from musician Jamie Cullum. Taking his song “Love Ain’t Gonna Let You Down” from “The Pursuit” album back to its bare roots, he needs nothing more than a piano and his voice to create an ambient and sublime rendition—part of Yamaha’s Silent Sessions series. With it he manages to bring peace and serenity to the concrete landscape of an inner city.
Not in the history of cinema have two directors taken such a giant shit on their own legacy, as this Honest Trailer points out. If any film was begging for the Honest Trailer treatment, it’s this abomination on what was quite happily a really fantastic trilogy of movies. We’re all going to have to wipe this turd from our collective memories if we’re to ever move on. Go and burn you DVD copy of this or delete your torrent NOW!
It’s 2013 and people have not stopped being awesome. Why would they? Instead they’re still maintaining the levels of awesome we came to expect from 2012, if fact, hopefully, this year they’ll exceed all previous levels of awesome to reach some unheard and unseen levels of awesome that will smash all past records into the moon.
Own a startup? Want to start up a startup? Want to float it on the stock market and make loads of money, retire, and live out the rest of your life on a beach in Goa? Of course you do, but to do that you need to be a dedicated employee of your own company. A seriously understandable girlfriend. And you need money, lots of money.
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