“Sperm Bank” by Team Submarine
Finally, this has been invented. Instead of using a credit card that you’ve maxed out a thousand times and are barely able to use without alarms bells ringing and your personal debt spiralling, this handy invention lets you pay in sperm. The world’s first sperm ATM, for the donor on the go. It’s like a chip and pin machine where your dick is the credit card or a money tree that needs sperm to grow. Proof there really is a god!