Romeo, Romeo those tights clash with Juliet’s embroidered kirtle, you philistine! The Sassy Gay Friend is back to tell Juliet she’s being a stupid bitch and what a slut is for sleeping with Romeo – in a friendly way. With Romeo dead she can now go and screw who she wants!

The cam girl phenomenon, a blessed internet species that brings joy and happiness to many. You have four basic categories: size of bewbage, inclination to want to bite their bum, ability to dance seductively, usage of props. And Gisele here scores a perfect 10 in all those categories. The one camgirl to rule them all, she is their Queen.

Control the ever-cool bling-tastic Mr. T, bounce the ball off his tank against the bricks and Snickers bars above. Get some nuts, get some points, get a high score.

Show Mr. T who da man, don’t make him pity the fool!

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They’ll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! I need to hire a team of these girls as my personal body guards, muscling people out the way, looking good and keeping me safe from my many, many enemies. Girls n’ guns = win

This man has a message to give to the world. And he doesn’t want to communicate it via the usual methods – speech, email, phone call. That won’t do for a man of his calibre, he has to carve his message into a tree using a chainsaw. Watch those fingers.

Is that Luke versus a young Obi-Wan? They used to be so close. Shame, but young Obi-Wan is a dick.

Prepare for nerdgasm; it Star Wars, in Lego. I could just sit and listen to the humming-buzz of the lightsabers and I’d be happy.

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, shoveling it into our fat faces handfuls at a time. But it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this, charge everyone a $1 and they can grab as much as they like. AWESOME!

Oh no she dee-ant, you go girl, blah, blah, blah. If only Ophelia, from Hamlet, had a sassy gay friend to talk her round, tell her that the Prince of Denmark just was not worth it girlfriend. And to keep her head on the ground and out of water. If you’re having man troubles, just go shopping! LMAO

Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.