Your email inbox came often resemble scam city, with people asking your to store money for them or seeing if you want your manhood extended — it’s a total hoot. So this short film imagines what if all that unwanted spam wasn’t appearing in your virtual mailbox but at your front door instead. It would be enough to turn you insane with rage.

Everything you thought you knew about cats is explained in this video, like why they always land on their feet, why it lifts its tail when you pet it, the frequency which purrs occur and a whole bunch of other info. It tells you pretty much everything you need to know, except of course why we’re all so goddamn obsessed with them all. Not even the might of science can help explain that.

Monday hits us once again with news that life as we know it will never be the same again, the news that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Have Split will have young girls (and much older ones who should know better) the world over running to empty their Kleenex boxes and wondering how the universe can still exist. For the rest of us there is solace that, whatever sympathy we might have for the couple, we can finally say to ourselves ‘it’s still a better love story than Twilight!’ – Meanwhile here are some links to numb the pain.

• Puppet Movie Trailer Proposal – It’s love Jim, but not as we know it!
• Drunk Much? – Some things are best forgotten.
• Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal – He’s a naughty boy!
• Running through white neighborhoods – This is total genius.
• How to Play Chess Properly – You’ve been doing it all wrong!
• Childbirth vs Getting Kicked in the Balls – It’s a difficult choice.
• Physics Student Owns Cop – Proof it’s worth paying attention in class.
• What if You Were Born in Space? – A Galactus-type cosmic question.
• Monday Morning Dump – The best of the weeks funny pics.
• How to: – This is How You Dance to the New Daft Punk Tune

J.J. Abrams is Charlie big geek right now, he can do no wrong, making awesome Star Trek movies that have found a mass audience, he’s at the helm of the Star Wars sequels which hopefully means no more Jar Jar Binks. And he’s also got an new TV show out set in 2048 about a cop who wakes up from a coma and has to pair up with an android and start unraveling some conspiracies.

If the guys have got Mickey Avalon’s “My Dick” then it’s only fair that the girls get a version that works for them. So step up Awkwafina and her lol-worthy track ‘My Vag” — and the vag she’s singing about is certainly unlike any other, it manages an incredible amount of stuff, from feeding the homeless to going to Harvard law school.

The current internet landscape and the brands and websites that sit at the top acting as cultural barometers are explored through the medium of 1990s toy adverts in this inventive music video. So Chrome and Firefox become toy robots duking it out and Anonymous and ACTA battle each other as toy soldiers. Even everyone’s fav torrent site The Pirate Bay and Megaupload make an appearance.

There was a time when Monopoly made from sticks and pebbles found in your back yard was all children had to choose from when it came to board games. My, how times have changed! Now you’ve got all kinds of demanding and vastly complex magical, fantasy-type games that seem to take up most of your life to play and complete. So who wants to go first?

For every happy-go-lucky lolcat making the internet sit up and notice it for a few seconds of their day, there are a million bazillion sad cats, the cats with the weight of the world lying heavily on their shoulders. Cats that don’t get lol-wut vids made about them, cats who haven’t even been filmed by their owner. This video’s for those cats. Amen.

It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

Luke finding out Darth was his father, Ron Burgundy finding out Baxter is missing — two moments, if ever there were any, that require a long and drawn out “NooooooooooOOOOOOoooo!”. But it’s a staple of the movie world that comes up in pretty much every Hollywood movie worth its salt. So here’s a kind of symphony of “Noooo!”s from some classic movies.