Posted on Friday, May 27th by wesbo

Modern Warfare 3: Fuck Yeah Edition

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This will be the first thing you will think when you watch the new trailer for MW3. ‘Set gaming levels to ludicrous and let’s blow some shit up.’ That seems to be the reasoning behind the Modern Warfare franchise. If it exists, then for Christ’s sake it can be blown into tiny particles by artillery, machine guns, bombs, whatever the hell it is it doesn’t matter, as long as it’s some fuck yeah fire power. More American than America. Fuck yeah.

43 Comments

  • Oh man… the slavery line gets me every time.

  • Snickers
    May 27th, 2011

    The song and the vid go together perfectly!

  • Carrier
    May 27th, 2011

    Call of Duty in a nutshell.

  • Ted Barker
    May 27th, 2011

    I especially liked the part where he said “Fuck Yeah”

  • Total genius.

  • BullZip Master X
    May 28th, 2011

    YAY! A song about a country thinking they rule the world added with a shitty game and watching them blow up, hey wait why are those German buildings in the US?

  • ^

    Haters gonna Hate

  • SpooogeBob
    May 29th, 2011

    Perfect combo.

  • Annoyed
    May 29th, 2011

    Needs moar American flags!

  • Creedance
    May 29th, 2011

    FUCK YEAH!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT2KGbdENDA&feature=fvst

  • The USA actually ended slavery, it existed before the USA existed in the American territory. USA inherited it, and ended it.

    Have a nice day.

  • the fapper
    May 31st, 2011

    fap fap fap

  • bob barker
    May 31st, 2011

    slavery existed long before the USA and long after the USA abolished it in 1863.

    1959 Slavery in Tibet is abolished by China after the Dalai Lama flees.
    1960 Niger abolishes slavery
    1962 Saudi Arabia abolishes slavery
    1962 Yemen abolishes slavery
    1963 United Arab Emirates abolishes slavery
    1970 Oman abolishes slavery
    1981 Mauritania abolishes slavery

    Notice that the Dali lama had no issue with slavery?.. the Chinese forced the change after he left.

    Mehh the haters are going to hate no matter what so little things like facts mean nothing to them.

  • Um…. We actually do rule the world.

  • The Rapture
    May 31st, 2011

    @BullZip Master X
    its from a movie buddy relax and if Call of Duty let alone Modern Warfare is a shitty FPS then nothing is good. Take a hint from the song and “suck on my balls!”

  • The game is set here in England and some other Euro countries

    America FUCK NO!

  • ChorlAx
    May 31st, 2011

    Liking this a LOT!

  • Anonymous
    May 31st, 2011

    while slavery existed before the united stated, it was ended in Canada, UK, and other civilized countries before the 19th century thus there was a USA Fail..

    but besides that–America, FUCK YEAH!

  • americans are goin fuckin bankrupt u dont rule shit hahahahahahahahahah ull prob all be robbing rapping and shooting everyone in about a year…………oh shit that already happens everyday…….fuckin retards!!!

  • PeterPan
    May 31st, 2011

    Slavery? FUCK YEAH. Had to start this country on the right foot. I guess if they didn’t want to become slaves, then they shouldn’t of taken the boat ride to the new world. Scratch your back, you scratch mine kind of deal. That’s how history is wrote. On the back of slaves. Egypt wouldn’t be what it is now without them. I hear no one crying about that. Any reparations for the slaves these days over there? No, because, that’s fucking life. No one here today was out in the fields picking shit as a slave. Stop getting tough about it. Enjoy your IPhone and freedom to speech and leave that shit behind. You had nothing to do with it. You played no part in it. I don’t get mad that my great great great…ect grandparents came over on a boat to the new world and were poor hopeless Irish people. Fuck them. It has nothing to do with me. Or my family. Fuck em all!

  • Matt Damon
    May 31st, 2011

    Matt Daamon!!!

  • tired of ignorance
    May 31st, 2011

    wow the ignorance is fucking stunning – peter pan summed it up exactly how it was going in my head reading all the other dipshit comments. the race card has as much power as the get out of jail free card from monopoly – absolutely NONE – so shut the fuck up and realize that everyone has to make their own fucking way and you never see a successfull person making excuses in his life, he overcomes the obstacles. so all you ignorant fucks still whining about slavery are just wasting more of you time when you could actually STOP making excuses and become something worth a shit – fuckin chumps

  • Big Balls Mcgee
    June 1st, 2011

    I have huge balls. I am American. Coincidence? I submit that it is not.

  • American Bad Ass
    June 1st, 2011

    To all you Eurotrash pussies:
    American has been kicking your ass since 1775.
    Then we had to protect it from 1914 on. We still have troops in Europe because you are all a bunch of punk-ass bitches that run to America for protection when you think you hear gun fire. Now you pussies can have fun praying to Allah.

  • Europansy hater
    June 1st, 2011

    American Bad Ass
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:01 am

    To all you Eurotrash pussies:
    American has been kicking your ass since 1775.
    Then we had to protect it from 1914 on. We still have troops in Europe because you are all a bunch of punk-ass bitches that run to America for protection when you think you hear gun fire. Now you pussies can have fun praying to Allah.

    ^ this…and for the record:

    Big Balls Mcgee
    June 1st, 2011 at 12:25 am

    I have huge balls. I am American. Coincidence? I submit that it is not.

    ^ this too

  • LOL Europansies
    June 1st, 2011

    American Bad Ass
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:01 am

    To all you Eurotrash pussies:
    American has been kicking your ass since 1775.
    Then we had to protect it from 1914 on. We still have troops in Europe because you are all a bunch of punk-ass bitches that run to America for protection when you think you hear gun fire. Now you pussies can have fun praying to Allah.

    ^ this…and for the record:

    Big Balls Mcgee
    June 1st, 2011 at 12:25 am

    I have huge balls. I am American. Coincidence? I submit that it is not.

    ^ this too

  • Eurotrash hater
    June 1st, 2011

    American Bad Ass
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:01 am

    To all you Eurotrash pussies:
    American has been kicking your ass since 1775.
    Then we had to protect it from 1914 on. We still have troops in Europe because you are all a bunch of punk-ass bitches that run to America for protection when you think you hear gun fire. Now you pussies can have fun praying to Allah.

    ^ this…and for the record:

    Big Balls Mcgee
    June 1st, 2011 at 12:25 am

    I have huge balls. I am American. Coincidence? I submit that it is not.

    ^ this too

  • JingoSplat
    June 1st, 2011

    WOW. I’m lovin’ how Americans all say the same thing…just like programmable robots ^^^^^

  • Take that back. I want to apologize for being a flaming pos euro homo. The truth is, is I love old men shooting heroin up my roach infested asshole, because it feels so good. That’s all for now.

    PS: I will suck American Balls if you promise not to blow our shit up. HAHAHAHA FUCKING EURO FAGGOT JINGOSPLAT. GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING FAGGOT.

  • OMG! HUR DAHURR DURR DEHURDYDURRR!

    Y’all are fucking retarded.

  • Ha ya you fags wish America would fall apart, then this blather you spew could be verified. Until then, you dirty trash Euros have nothing to do but criticize a country all your countries wish they were. Nice try though, the sincerity of your hatred is their, but it’s just laced with jealousy and that makes it funny as shit. I hope someone close to you dies today you dirty cunts.

  • keep talking Europe
    June 2nd, 2011

    You mean kind of like how all you ingrates say the same thing about Americans. Sorry you little pussies can fight the good fight on the internet, but once it’s real you little fucks run and hide, and call America. Ha, pathetic to an extent which I can’t comprehend.

  • Step to America, please.
    June 2nd, 2011

    That’s right keep talking. Shit, start a rally, get your entire country behind you. Start a war. Then when we decimate you and wipe you off the face of the Earth, your internet won’t work. And we win.

  • America will rape your family.
    June 2nd, 2011

    Sorry, but I have more profound things to say when my dick gets caught in my zipper. European’s arrogance is so unfounded its comical. Nice try though, you almost sound sophisticated with your accent and stupid fucking word usage. Too bad you’re poor as shit, have no military prowess, and you like soccer. Ha bloody ha you fucking pussies/

  • Capt. Sensible
    June 3rd, 2011

    Hmmm…..

    These replies from Americans kind of say it all really, don’t they?

    It’s worrying that some of you are allowed any where near anything more dangerous than toilet paper.

  • every one here is a retard
    June 3rd, 2011

    guys sure america has all the weapons and the money but that is a bad thing cause it is only a matter of time till we wipe every other country off the face of the earth. And then we will need supplie from other countrys without other countrys america would fall apart. So there for america sucks the most. The other countrys do all the work and we just buy it from them. America is lazy over half of our population is overweight. We create the most pollution. And i am an american i dont defend my country cause it sucks. And being able to admit that is what makes me one of the few smart people in the world. AND BEFORE I GO ROFL LMFAO LOL BBQ GTFO C U L8R KAY????????

  • you guys really seem to have taken some guy matching clips from a game to a funny song to a rediculous level, but entertaining none the less

  • Demo / Euro = mooch
    June 3rd, 2011

    every one here is a retard
    June 3rd, 2011 at 3:03 am
    guys sure america has all the weapons and the money but that is a bad thing cause it is only a matter of time till we wipe every other country off the face of the earth. And then we will need supplie from other countrys without other countrys america would fall apart. So there for america sucks the most. The other countrys do all the work and we just buy it from them. America is lazy over half of our population is overweight. We create the most pollution. And i am an american i dont defend my country cause it sucks. And being able to admit that is what makes me one of the few smart people in the world. AND BEFORE I GO ROFL LMFAO LOL BBQ GTFO C U L8R KAY????????……………………Well then how about you leave!?! Try Iran they like your kind there

  • Cripplecog
    June 3rd, 2011

    Every one here posting and under 20, shut up, from both sides of the pond, shut up. It’s a fucking video game! It most likely had a bunch of Japanese guys working on it. The theme song was made as a joke for a movie with puppets in it. shut up. Slavery is over in MOST parts of the world, shut up.

  • Hell Boy
    June 3rd, 2011

    Damn. Did i miss something? Loved the vid :)

  • WALMART
    June 23rd, 2011

    _)_)===========D ——-

  • The Judge
    August 2nd, 2011

    As a 50/50 american/british i will appoint myself the judge on this matter.
    So far i feel that england has the upper hand to to prowess and valour. America, as usual, is coming up the rear with pride and ethnical correctness.

    Some very good points have been made on both sides but on this matter, i’m afraid, i have to inform America that it has been unsuccessful with their application. England has been appointed the no.1 spot for legendryness, awesomeness and sheer brilliance.

    Feedback: America, apologies for your unsuccessful bid for the top spot but you failed on the following – 1, You’re all a little bit annoying. 2, Some of you are really annoying. 3, You invented obesity and the human crane. 4, Ethnicity is bought into every debate. 5, Your cheese is crap. 6, You’ve no heritage. 7, Some of you really smell. 8, You get involoved in every war regardless. 9, You’re so bland that you invented the colour grey (that’s right, colour! not color!). 10, You invented the wiga.

    Well done Britain, you’ve done it again!

    Judge of greatness

    The Judge

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