Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex
Holy double-entendre Batman! He may act all stoical and monk-like, but The Batman is really just a perv like every other latex-wearing crime fighter. His mind is like a Carry-On film, full of latent innuendos just waiting to come erupting forth to come splurging on any female company that just happens to be around. Just look what happens in the final scene with Bane when he has nine inches inside of him!?!