I’m to ill to write anything sensible. But this clip is extremely cool. A stick man Matrix-style martial arts bonanza.

A clip taken from a BBC TV show about a guy whose job it is to test drive Ferraris all day until they blow up. The english language cannot even begin to convey how jealous I am of that man, suffice to say, if I ever meet him I will abduct him and pull out [...]

Here is this thing called speedstacking. On paper it sounds geeky – kids stacking and unstacking paper cups as fast as possible. For sport. Surely a sport isn’t supposed to make you want to commit suicide at the very thought of it. OK – now watch this clip – and weirdly it looks pretty cool.

Sick and tired of Hollywood nicking all their best ideas and turning them into half-arsed American pap for people who can’t read subtitles, the French have decided to retaliate with a French version of Star Wars. Here is a short trailer for that movie. The story of the intrepid Lucien and his resistance fighters opposing [...]

A clip of a kid who can jump his bike and balance it on stuff. Pretty cool. There’s a whole bunch more at www.trialskings.com. Do they realise they’re spending hours honing their skills purely to get laid, or whether it’s a subconcious thing. Either way, I bet it works.

Most people would look at this clip and say awwww, how cute. On the face of it, a kitten dozing off is very sweet. But as with most cuteness, an awful reality lurks, barely concealed, beneath the surface. This kitten is on the nod. If you have no idea what that means, go down to [...]

A brilliant little movie by Don Hertzfeldt, evidently borne of bitter experience. Deeply cynical and very funny, anyone who has ever come within 6 feet of modern western woman will know exactly what he is on about. You have to hand it to modern women though: they may be uptight, hysterical, brittle, bitter, fickle, demanding, [...]

Hurting yourself does not need to be this complicated. Anyone who goes to these lengths in order to damage themselves is just a silly attention-seeker. If you want to hurt yourself and you still have your dignity in these media saturated times, just go down to Oxford Circus at rush hour and stick a rocket [...]

For some reason it is a very American thing to do to take highly unlikely vehicles and stick insane engines in them at huge cost for no reason. Strange that it hasn’t caught on in the rest of the world (except, rumour has it, Australia), since it is clearly a very big and very clever [...]

Some people would argue that the best place for all cats would be outer space. For a start, in outer space, no one can hear you screech annoyingly at 4 in the morning whilst on heat. Plus, if this is how stupid one cat looks in zero gravity, imagine how funny a few hundred thousand [...]

Toys like this are expensive and unnecessary, which only makes them even more desirable. They are also dangerous, polluting and only last seconds, which makes them even cooler. If you had one of these you would be the baddest of the bad baddasses on the block, no question. No one would fuck with you. Fuck [...]

Footage of a new prototype of really cool kind of wingless jet plane which can take off from a water surface. Check out the way it takes off, rises and rises, and crashes back down into the water. Oh wait, silly me – it’s not a jet plane , it’s a boat.

FUH KING SUH WEET MUH THUH OF CUH RICE ST. There are some crazy fuckers in this world, but this guy deserves a medal for being the most cringe inducing, fear fucking, deranged motherfucker around. Hugely impressive.

If you don’t like football then don’t bother. If you do like football, then no doubt you will be delighted by the classic sight of Giggsy beating the entire Arsenal squad and single handedly condemning them to 2 seasons out in the cold. Or better still Garrard’s genius!

A clip which has already appeared on punchbaby but somehow got lost. 99% of you will have seen it already. However it deserves to be seen again as this woman has a valuable talent which will have most malefolk fervently wishing that a certain part of their anatomy was a balloon. You’ve heard of deep [...]

Driving down long straight roads can be pretty dull, so it’s fun to spice up the lives of your passengers and fellow drivers by driving like a psycho. Chances are you probably won’t kill anyone, and you’ll inject a bit of adrenaline into an otherwise dull day. Try this whilst hogging down a Big Mac [...]