Ok, so when it comes to the opposite sex, just what is black and what is white? DO those colors even exist in a female’s brain? Witness a social satire that points out that women should never be trusted or listened to. Unless they’re saying “Come on my tits”, in which case you still shouldn’t trust them, but you definitely can listen to them, unless they’re over 70, or you’re a pervert. Confused much?

If you thought that the inner cities where a war zone full of rioting criminals and disenfranchised yoofs, then my lordy lordster, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Forget Ill Manors, it never got illing enough for me. This is where the real struggle is — what to do with all daddy’s money. What peasant’s ugly face to wipe your shit-stained shoes on. Plus so many episodes of “Made in Chelsea” to catch up with on Sky+!

The Craigslist is a very weird place to hang out at the best of times, and to take it to the next level and allow a user (well, a potential buyer) into your house takes real guts, or is that stupidity? Especially if they intend to troll you. Two guys respond to a guitar ad on The Craigslist and troll their victim by putting tights over their heads and no doubt scaring the crap out of him. Lesson learned, methinks.

And just when you thought it was safe to go back on Craigslist, this happens… Another Craigslist troll asks to use the bathroom and takes a shower in women’s house !!!

Why did we stop dreaming? More than anything we’ve gone and upset Neil deGrasse Tyson with our lack ambition to want to get to the stars and dance around with the astral bodies. You know, it’s not good enough, Neil’s on a major downer about it and when Neil’s down everybody’s down. So sort it out humanity! The stars my destination and all that.

The life of a Republican can be tough, especially when it comes to trying to get your wife to have sex with you. After revealing his stance on the controversial abortion bill David Albo tried to get intimate with his wife, only to have her reject his advances. Try not too lol to hard at the video of him telling the court this. A stand-up career awaits.

Next time you want to go check out that shiny new tablet computer at Best Buy, just remember this video of a kid covered in his own snot wiping infected slime all over that nice looking piece of technology. Gross doesn’t come close to describing this.

Tablet Boy – Snot Remix
Let’s take that snot dragging hand movement from the top, shall we?

RE: Sick Kid Testing Out a Tablet in Best Buy
And of course the inevitable parody.

These people have got rhythm, the type that you can’t really learn but that you’re born with, blessed by Terpsichore, the goddess of dance. And because keeping such a talent to themselves would be a crime against all that is good and decent in this rotten world, the kind soul that is mega-producer Diplo has shared it with us via this special video, featuring these very, very special people.

Here it is, the first fail compilation of the year and, as is fitting, it starts with some fireworks going wrong. Then it’s the usual bunch of addictive viewing as people headbutt walls, do the classic skateboard trick: the nustshot, and generally make a mockery of us all. If you thought had a bad January, at least you didn’t feature in this. Roll on February.

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going dark in protest against them. But if you’re still a little unclear as to what these beasts will do to our internets, this video will help explain it.

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do the TV shows they’re on much good.