Entries Tagged as 'holy f#ck!'

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

How It Feels to Have a Stroke

Here’s dedication to the cause, as neuroanatomist Jill Bolte Taylor was having a massive stroke one morning, she grabbed the opportunity to study it like no scientist has done before. As her brain functions ebbed away one by one — speech, movement, understanding — she studied and remembered every moment. That’s bravery for you.

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Lakai Fully Flared

You might be watching this thinking “What?! Just a kickflip down 4?”, but just you hold your horses for one cotton-picking minute. Because there’s more to it than just that, it has explosions, it’s like Michael Bay himself has stepped in and added his personal OTT touch to the whole thing. Spike Jonze & Ty [...]

Monday, April 16th, 2012

Joe Rogan – We’re On a Rock Flying Through Space

This is funny cos it’s true. Funnyman Joe Rogan points out that us humans don’t really appreciate to the max exactly how incredibly awesome and beautiful and badass and “WHOAH!” the universe is. Instead we focus on the more trivial side of life, like cats and the Kardashians. So time to contemplate the cosmos maaaaan.

Monday, April 16th, 2012

David Lynch – “Crazy Clown Time” (Official Video)

Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Friday, April 13th, 2012

Robot Chicken: Speeder Accident

If you are not the greatest fan of those furry midgets in Star Wars you’re gonna love this. One minute you’re cruising along in the forest of Endor on your speeder bike enjoying the breeze, then next thing you know you’ve impaled an ewok and your insurance rate is going through the roof. Christ. And [...]

Friday, April 13th, 2012

Something From Nothing

It’s Friday, which means fun and frivolity get put to one side and instead it’s time to don our thinking caps and stroke our chins and mull over some topics with Richard Dawkins & Lawrence Kraussan, an evolutionary biologist and a world-renowned theoretical physicist to discuss biology, cosmology, religion, and a whole bunch more. Then [...]

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Dancing Fellowship

Boromir was right, one does not simply walk into Mordor, they ‘Rock their body’ through the black gates… Today is a special day for you because today is the day you see Lord Sauron shake his booty and get down with the fellowship to prove that all that fighting and unpleasant business was just a [...]

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Geriatric Jackass

Just because you’re older doesn’t automatically qualify you to be wiser. Plus, pranking people in public never gets old, no matter how many times you’ve seen and done it, especially when they’re younger and dumber and you get to manipulate them because you’re old and they trust you. With pension schemes going down the toilet [...]

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

Savages Trailer

It’s about time we had an Oliver Stone movie in the same vein as Natural Born Killers and this comes close. Taylor Kitsch & Aaron Johnson (”I’m Kick-Ass”) are two stoners who grow some weed and then find themselves facing off against a Mexican drug cartel who have kidnapped their girlfriend, which they share. Oo-er. [...]

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

What Would We Do Without Women?

Well, for a start we wouldn’t be here because we need them to help the species keep on keeping on. But, that little note aside, we also need them to do silly stuff so we can look and laugh and think how endearing they are. Then go off and do something even dumber ourselves. Oh [...]

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

Trolling with Craigslist

The Craigslist is a very weird place to hang out at the best of times, and to take it to the next level and allow a user (well, a potential buyer) into your house takes real guts, or is that stupidity? Especially if they intend to troll you. Two guys respond to a guitar ad [...]

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012

Kimberly Cole Music Video Audition

Take a look at Keith Apicary here, from seeing him you’ll think he’s a bit of a joker and is in this audition just to wind everyone up. But that’s only partly true, because he’s actually a damn fine dancer, who’s got some neat skills. Let’s just hope Kimberly puts him in the video. This [...]

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012

Just Peachy

If heaven is real then i’m hoping that there is someone like this, dressed like this, with music like this, in a bedroom like this, waiting for me…like this, ready to indulge my every whim and spend an eternity rolling around in slow-motion on a dreamy bed. If not i’ll settle for the lovely Candice [...]

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Dating Service Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

In a perfect world, presided over by Jon Lajoie, all Dating Services Commercials would be like this, so we could all have a good laugh every now and then. But you wouldn’t want to end up with this girl, what sane person wants to date somebody who doesn’t even know who RoboCop is? Just remember: [...]

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s Changing Face – 25yrs in 60secs Morph

If you want to put kids off drugs and booze then show them videos of Hollywood stars who’ve dedicated their lives to these twin addictions and come back defeated. Ms Lohan was a beautiful starlet and now her face shows the ravages that too much good times can do to a girl. I still would [...]

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

Elephant Plays with a Galaxy Note!

It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true. Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants [...]