Prepare to witness the Internet at its very finest. Love him or hate him, YouTube’s most famous redhead, CopperCab, is about to get another round of viral validation — his “GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS” has had an annoyingly superb overhaul by the foursome at Auto Tune The News, to kick off their new series “Songify the Classics.” It’s the end of the world as we know it.

A little girl commanding her dog to “GO!” then falling flat on her face and emitting a “bwaah!” is a prime piece of material to turn into a techn-squelch masterpiece of Sparta remixing, if ever there was one. So let’s all take a quiet moment out of our day and remember what YouTuber caxco93 has done for us all and the lack of lulz our day would have without it.

Make sure you’re not watching this in the office, or if you are, make sure you work in the sort of place that doesn’t firewall everything but the office intranet and you can just claim you’re researching. Researching women who look like a hot mess in skimpy clothes and multi-coloured hair. And who doesn’t like those sorts of women.

Ah Facebook, that double-edged sword — we all need it, look at it, but also hate it. From whence did this love/hate relationship come from and WTF is wrong with everyone of your friends getting pissed all day and night, creating profile pictures that seem like they have had major plastic surgery, or having dumb babies and posting the pics to social media as though they want some kind of validation. Give. A. Toss.

If you thought that the inner cities where a war zone full of rioting criminals and disenfranchised yoofs, then my lordy lordster, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Forget Ill Manors, it never got illing enough for me. This is where the real struggle is — what to do with all daddy’s money. What peasant’s ugly face to wipe your shit-stained shoes on. Plus so many episodes of “Made in Chelsea” to catch up with on Sky+!

A song about Britain’s much maligned but growing underclass from Plan B. Ben Drew has a voice smoother than an angel’s backside, dipped in honey, but for this outing he dons a hoodie and cries out about social alienation, It’s quite possibly the new anthem for England’s underclass & the first great mainstream protest song in years. Hard to believe that such a political statement with socioeconomic commentary came from the man that brought us this abject fucking nonsense…

Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

OK, so today is Wednesday which gives you ample time to go out and buy a pair of shit kickers lined with titanium and prepare yourself for the coming Monday, so when that little bastard sneaks up on your from the other side of the weekend, putting a downer on your partying, you can turn to it with confidence and kick it right in the nutsack. Life aint’ worth living without a little payback.

It’s time to think happy thoughts as you experience another hauntingly brilliant Disney Pixar mashup from that guy who brought you the equally amazing Upular. If you haven’t heard of Nick Bertke (AKA Pogo), you’re in for a treat. He’s the best there is at what he does and what he does is very nice.

Mitt Romney, he could be the next president of the USA if he has his way, but just who is this silver-tinted rich schmuck who dodges taxes and eats newborn babies for breakfast? Who’s the real Mitt Romney, not the media persona carefully created by his advisers? You won’t find out here but you’ll have plenty to lol at.