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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Girls of the Israeli Defence Force

Check out the comments on YouTube, the predictable middle east bullshit with everyone getting hot under the collar over a scrappy bit of desert. Morons. The only sensible reaction to this clip is “COOL! Chicks with guns! How do I enlist?”

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Cornstarch

Academics are an odd bunch. Even if they don’t have direct access to tons of cool pharmaceutical narcotics, then they generally know how to concoct them out of ordinary household products. Despite this, they appear reluctant to abuse these substances for recreational purposes. Couple this with the fact that they know how pretty much everything [...]

Monday, May 19th, 2008

LOST has many secrets

The creative team is no longer one of them.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Cultural Relativism

Apparently there is this thing called Cultural Relativism. What it means is that you have to be tolerant of other cultures because what is hilariously and pitifully poor in your own country may be acceptable in someone else’s and so don’t be a cunt. The thing is now there is the Internet so we all [...]

Friday, May 9th, 2008

duck bombers

Ducks are vindictive creatures. I once threw a pebble at one that was getting on my nerves and it deliberately shat near my feet. Considering how brutally stupid ducks are (their brains aren’t just the size of peanuts, their brains actually are peanuts), I was quite impressed. Anyway - vindictive ducks. This ad has them. [...]

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Can’t afford a film crew?

Don’t worry - the data protection act has you covered!
Simply get filmed by CCTV, then demand the footage, and edit it together.

[Mad props to ArsGeek for this tip-off.]

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Lynx

Axe is the continental name for Lnyx, and it looks like this ad for Axe comes from Belgium. Apart from beer, it seemed like nothing good would ever come out of Belgium, so this ad is a pretty astonishing find. Charles de Gaulles is reputed to have once said “The English invented Belgium just to [...]

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Autostop

Another Dutch ad, slightly less funny, but with a compelling reason for watching which will be revealed at the end of this boring little bit of blurb. Autostop means hitch-hiking. Isn’t it amusing when some chick gets blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [...]

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Awia - Anotherone Bites the Dust

A splendid ad for aiwa in-car sound systems and how not to use them.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Airport

In an attempt to get some appreciative e-mail from the ladies (not even one to date) I’ve decided to pander obsequiously with this clip of a hunk taking his clothes off.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

6underpar

Recently an Irish woman told me she thought that golf was probably “a form of madness” which pretty much sums it up. You troll around a park in the howling wind and pissing rain wearing very silly trousers and smacking a little white ball into sand dunes and long grass and for this you pay [...]

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts

Aïe!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Ever wondered what’s in an Oyster card?

Me neither. But, it’s still oddly fascinating.
To make up for the lack of usual fat people falling over and fart jokes, a BONUS IMAGE is underneath YOUR video! YOU ARE A WINNER! IMAGINE THAT!

I am TOO GOOD TO YOU.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Someones getting fired for this!

The full story for this comes from B3ta.com…go to the links section for all the info
listen to the ad, about 24 secs in you should be able to hear a little boy say the following “it’s fish ye cunt!”
this is the broadcast version, no editing has taken place…apparantley everyone in the production company is shitting [...]

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Bit of a break

This one’s quite long. Stay with it, it’s not as obvious as you think.

Russians are bad-ass. Proof? The lack of screaming.

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

HIP HOP JUMPS THE SHARK!

okay, there’s both some strange logic going on here, and a very unusual request to prove ones fidelity, I am actually lost for words, enjoy…meh.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Sound effects guy does starwars

When I first saw this I was like OMG WTF this guy is better than that guy from Police Academy, and then I realised, the guy in the vid is Michael Winslow, yeah, he IS the guy from Police Academy.