A British study billed as “the most comprehensive ever conducted on gender driving differences” has concluded that women are better at parking cars than men. The study, which relied on surveillence camera footage of over 2,500 drivers across 700 parking garages, was devised by professional driving instructor Neil Beeson, and produced by car park firm [...]

Another seven days has gone by and the big story this week is SOPA/PIPA and how after the collective will of the internet being expressed it is now about as popular as a one-legged ginger stepchild. Righly so! Thanks to the pravailing winds of common sense the LOLcats are safe. For now.
Anyway, enough news and [...]

With the announcement this week that hit US TV show Madmen will be returning this March, we pay tribute to the king of cool and quintessential man for the 21st century with this article from the site mergersandinquisitions.com, which provides the Don Draper guide to investment banking. Learn how to drink, smoke, womanize, get in [...]

Unless you were chilling on a cruise ship off the coast of Italy, it’s probably been a pretty relaxing weekend for you, kicking back and cringing as Ricky Gervais presents the golden globes. Time to add a little excitement to your Monday morning monotony with some super spicy web linkage!

Drunken Car Surfing – drunkenness is [...]

In Soviet Russia, burger eats YOU! – They use fast food restaurant as many things. A tattoo parlour, a club where burgers are spun on record decks, where fairies ride unicorns, ballerinas practice their dancing, oh yeah, and people eat burgers there. Crazy. Ibiza at it’s most debauched has got nothing on a Russian Burger [...]

Two guys, on their way home from taking some photos at Formula Drift Palm Beach, they found themselves stranded over night in Dallas Fort Worth (DFW) due to the scourge of cancelled flights. What took place that night both men would remember for the rest of their lives. Mainly cos they videoed it and [...]

Behold the power of the voice (and facial hair). Look at this bearded guy, not only can he make some good music but he is so Zen he can control the atomic structure of his body so parts of it disintegrate and reform. Now that is talent. He must’ve spent time with the mountain unicorns [...]

A simple yet very effective game. Get a friend and then using all those film quotes we all love to spout at each other all day every day, substitute the nouns for the word ‘penis’. And you have the instant mega-lolz. Watch this video and tell me you didn’t laugh. No matter how old we [...]

Everyone hates Monday (well, i don’t…but you know what i mean), but what about Tuesday, huh? It’s just as bad isn’t it? Why does Monday get all the hate, distribute it evenly over the week why don’t you. Take Misery Bear he doesn’t give a damn, he hates work all day every day, in fact [...]

There’s something mesmerizing about watching 2 trained street fighters going at it, knowing that only one of them will survive, an epic battle of experience & skill to the death – If you want to watch something as awesome as that go SOMEWHERE else!!! What we have here is the ultimate in real life, a [...]

When traditional methods for political government don’t work then it’s time to take radical measures. If you think about it, Modern Warfare 2 is the perfect stage to implement any sort of immediate change & President Obama has decided to lock-N’-load & join the prole legions of cyberspace to clean up the scum of the [...]

Where Nuremberg at? Where Nuremberg at? Where Nuremberg at? He’s got 7 states of Europe, about 8 in Af-ree-ca, 10 mack tens, this shit never ends! Who knew that Hitler had a weed spot. Where’s MC Churchill to come knock him from his freestyle mantle? Awesome.

Day going too well? Not been screamed at on the commute to work? Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. Now sound off like you got a pair!

Me, you. Gary Sinise. And Mel, sugartits. Mr Gibson looks mighty angry in this clip, like he’s just snorted a bottle of tequila and read a bad review of Apocalypto – well, he did misrepresent the Mayans. Ah well, this has got a nifty beat. Money. Son. Money. Lasers.

Namaste! It’s the opening credits of Lost seen through a kaleidoscope of swinging 60s campness; all that’s missing is some “KA-POWs”, a few “”KER-PLOPs” and a “FLRBBBBB!”. And maybe Adam West and Burt Ward “climbing” a wall. If only.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. What a terrible fucking eedjit.

This is not a joke.

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