You’ve probably seen most of these movies and if you haven’t, then you should set about correcting that. All the faves are here from Star Wars to The Big Lebowski to Home Alone, all edited together in a convenient two and a half minutes for you to soak up. A lot of them are American though, so don’t expect to see any Michael Haneke on there.
Important note: Always tip the waitress well when you come to this diner. Talk about dumb. Kicking a cap off someone’s head is always going to end in tears unless you have the martial art of a ninja, and this waitress certainly doesn’t have the skill of Bruce Lee. Instead she just ends up giving this poor guy a sore skull.
If gay marriage isn’t legalized soon then the lesbians of the world will get fed up and steal all the straight men from all the straight women and that means they’ll be a lot of lonely, single women in the world. And if gay guys steal your boyfriends too, then it’ll be chaos, they’ll be fights breaking out all over the place. So please, ignore the Republicans and legalize gay marriage.
All you need to know about this film is that it comes from the filmmakers behind Iron Sky (about Nazis on the moon) and the producers of Live Free or Die Hard (the new Die Hard movie). It’s based on a graphic novel about an intergalactic bounty hunter sent to Earth to hunt down a group of space-traveling criminals and the girl they kidnapped. Looks like John Carpenter was an influence too, not a bad thing.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
The ‘Isle of Man’ TT, a place where motor bike racers become kings amongst men, whizzing round the track as fast as lightning–if it wasn’t for the fact that you can’t go faster than the speed of light in the known universe, they’d probably be going so fast no one could even see them. This makes ‘amazing’ look ordinary.
“7th Heaven” was a 90s drama about a Protestant minister’s family, for those not in the know, and there was a celebrated episode where the reverend found a joint in the house. It was pretty hilarious anyway, but now it’s been made even better with the addition of the Inception music over the top. Epic.
Prepare to shit your pants even though you think you’re impervious to being scared by anything. Because this will make you jump, but make sure you watch it at night with the lights turned down to get the full effect — don’t go watching it in the middle of the day with the TV blaring or anything stupid like that.
You know what it’s like, you’re watching TV after a hard day watching a computer screen and you start to doze off. It’s something especially true of babies because they’re so lazy, so pity this poor bub as it struggles to find a sleep spot to rest its weary head–if only it wasn’t so useless.
Have you ever laid awake at night, tossing and turning, your mind racing about what–just what– Breaking Bad might look like as a sitcom? Come on, admit that you have. Well, be still your active mind because someone’s only gone ahead and imagined it for you, so here is Breaking Bad as a sitcom. Yo.
For all those advertising companies out there, if you feel like your next ambitious ad campaign is missing a certain something, that je nais se qua . Then why not try adding dubstep and watch the magic unfold before your eyes. It really does work when applied to ANY boring brand, even cleaning products! If only, huh? But no, it’s just a parody video created by comedy duo Smosh and videographer Mike Diva.
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