Joe goes to the Nokia Theatre in L.A to rinse the crap out of the Twilight fans who’ve camped outside to catch the premiere. And if you ever wanted to know what Twilight fans look like it seems like it’s a lot of fat chicks and–well–just a lot of fat chicks really. But of all the insults people level at the books and films it’s still a better love story than… wait, never mind.
It’s jizz in your pants time if you’re a fan of this Rockstar series that’s been making people addicted to staying indoors and killing and wrecking for quite some years. Grand Theft Auto V is being released in Spring 2013, but the hype starts now as you sit and wait it out until you can hole yourself away for weeks on end and immerse yourself in virtual chaos.
Thinking of going on a driving tour of the mother country?….Think again! Driving in Russia is an extreme sport to rival base-jumping or shark surfing, and the reason we know this is because everyone in Russia seems to have a camera on their dashboard so they can film all the other crazy drivers for posterity and the amusement of the internet.
There’s not many things in this world you could do sitting down at a desk that have never been done before. But Mr Fry does just that, doing something as simple as shuffling a pack of playing cards Stephen Fry does something that’s never ever been done before in the history of the world — it’s an absolute world first that you too could maybe one day do.
When a class is informed that Mr. Douchenuts isn’t going to be in today and instead they’ll be getting a substitute teacher, it usually means an easy ride as they can ridicule them and take advantage of the fact they don’t really have a clue. Well, not this guy, he’s from the inner city and he ain’t going to be fucked with while taking attendance, especially if the students have normal, non-ghetto sounding names.
Talk about mindfuck, imagine if you came across this while you were out for a stroll one day and did a double-take. There should be more of this kind of mischief in the world, surprising the unsuspecting public with pranks that aren’t going to teach them how to hate, but instead make the world a better place. Quite possibly the most creative and amusing use of 3D printing i’ve seen so far.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Time to get your inner-nerd on and get behind an independent film project based on the popular web series and entirely funded by fan donations. Starring James Rolfe and Kevin Finn, the movie follows Rolfe’s quest to put a stop to the controversy surrounding the worst video game of all time, E.T. for the Atari 2600. The AVGN must overcome his phobia of the worst video game in the world to save his fans. Grab some popcorn and get cosy.
“I got 99 problems and a zombie definitely is one!” – It was a film dogged by setbacks and problems, but now the trailer to the much loved book “World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War” is out and it seems to center around Brad Pitt and his family — and Brad Pitt needs to save the world but that looks dubious because there’s shit loads of raging zombies who can scale walls in seconds. This looks awesome.
Yeah sure, humans can be pretty scummy alright, what with their murdering and destruction and general nastiness. But to balance out our evilness we can do some pretty rad stuff too, like leaping from planes and flying through the air on snowboards and all that other adventure crap that makes you wish that once, just once, you’d leave the house and do something–maybe tomorrow.
Gnarly dooooooooood! The day was August 27th and Chris Bryan was there to film the biggest Teahupoo the universe could conjure up, it was so big and scary that the French Navy said the day was a double code red and that anyone entering the water would be shot on sight. Or maybe just arrested, but you wouldn’t want to chance it.
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