SHAAAAAAARK!!!! Most people fear sharks but we love to watch them mauling and maiming two-bit actors on the big screen. If you think you don’t, then there’s no need for you to watch this mashup of some of the most brutal & memorable shark attack movie scenes the world’s ever seen. You’d never know it was Shark Week, would you!?
Playing scary horror games drunk is the best and only way they should be played. And you should always record it so you can then upload it to YouTube and the world can laugh at the girly screams you and your buddies make when negotiating your way through the game like a bunch of pussies.
After landing that rover on Mars NASA are once again heroes in the public’s eyes, so what better way to celebrate them then by making a rap song. Hopefully Obama will hear this rap, realise the error of his ways and give them loads of money so we can all go and live in space.
Sir Adam of Buxton brings you this crazy song about sushi that starts off OK and then just builds into epicness, featuring him shoving the raw fish down his greedy mouth off a nekkid lady, as he describes how he’s off on a sushi bender. The most insane type of bender you can go on.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Jim Jarmusch’s movie featuring Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, Steve Buscemi, Bill Murray, and GZA and RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, is here in full for your viewing pleasure – And it really is worth a watch if you have time – You don’t even have to go to the trouble of torrenting it, just watch it on YouTube with a free (ish) conscience.
It’s a nightmare scenario that could happen to each and every man in a relationship – What would you do if you woke up to find your girlfriend’s tits had gone? It would be a terrible, terrible thing and this psychological thriller delves into the horror that any man would face if he was confronted with such an abomination. Just hope and pray it never happens to your girlfriend. Be afraid.
So Chatroulette’s still around (when was the last time you were on there), huh? And that guy with a beard is still doing silly dances in a bikini to the latest pop hit, recording it, and getting over 11 million hits on YouTube, huh? How times don’t change. Fair play to the man though, let’s hope he’s earning a decent wage out of it.
Welcome to the next big thing in body decoration – It was all going on at the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, especially for one young lady who got her boyfriend’s name tattooed, wait for it, on her anus. That shows dedication to your other half, although some might say he got a *puts on sunglasses*…bum deal. “YEEAAAAAAAH!”
Those goddamn Europeans! Can’t they learn how to drive! It seems that the one rule of the road is to ignore all rules of the road, so that’s no stopping at a crossways as pedestrians are more of an annoyance than something to be careful of. Maybe it’s that they’ve just been playing way too many video games.
It goes without saying that a new Tom Waits video is going to be the dog’s testes — and this one doesn’t disappoint, as the growling hobo jumps in and out of our vision in this surreal video featuring him pulling a house along to the jangly, broken beats of the military cadence-style “Hell Broke Luce” off his Bad As Me album.
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