If you’re a dubstep robot and you have a dispute, there’s only a few ways you can resolve it. And this is one of them, you flash your lights like some kind of android peacock and just hope that by the end of it you’re all still OK and not just a bunch of nuts and bolts. Where’s WALL-E when you need him, eh?
If you need a quick lesson in rock and roll history then look no further than this chronology of 100 of the finest riffs from the back catalogue of the greatest music ever to exist on the earth in the history of the world. Well, if you discount the thrash metal dino-rockers of the Jurassic period.
Not that it’s likely, but if you’ve forgotten –or more likely tried to bury deep in your mind — how camp the 1960s Batman series was, and more to the point, what a total nightmare Robin was – then just have a LOL at it sat next to Christopher Nolan’s brooding, dark-as-the-devil’s-shite current incarnation. And, as someone says in the YouTube comments, we now need 2012 Batman in the 1960s version.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
You know what? You’re a terrible person. You may not think you are but that’s because you’re not being honest with yourself, are you? if you were you’d probably find that you’re a racist, homophobic, hateful, adulterous, nephew-hating pedo. Just like Jon Lajoie. Which kind of makes it all feel a bit better.
It seems that if you want to be successful at parkour, then you need to first buy yourself the baggiest pair of sweat pants you can find. Could you fit an entire person down each leg? Then you’re on the right track. Now the hard part’s done, all you need to do is leap from building to building without killing yourself.
This Skrillex/Santigold a capella mashup might not get Mike Tompkins those ker-billion dollar deals to go around the world putting on records at nightclubs, but his vocal dubstepping cover shits all over anything Skrillex has recently done on stage, using only his vocals and Ableton Live software. Disturbingly good stuff. Wub-wub-wub.
Two amusing New Zealand radio presenters, Fletch & Vaughan, read out the ‘What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging” post which found its way onto the internet and harrowed everyone who read it. But, just in case you weren’t quite sure how crazy this woman is, these two reiterate it, while it’s handily illustrated using Google images. Arousing and scary at the same time. Run Kevin, run.
This little guy’s from South Florida and at six years old and he’s more of a playa than you’ll ever be — he’s got women shaking their booties in his face in a video that will be outraging morals the world over. Even people four times his age can’t claimed to have done that. By the time he’s 12 he’ll be king pimp of Florida. So much wtf-wrongness going on it’s highly addictive viewing.
Guys doing ridiculous, life-threateningly dangerous stunts deserves to be on a large screen in 3D so you can truly immerse yourself in the stupidity of others. Step up Travis Pastrana and his loony friends to make sure the public gets what the public needs: expensive dumbness in 3D. To boldly go where only Jackass has gone before.
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