Not everyone can be this awesome. It takes dedication, skill and an attitude of extreme not giving a shit. This old dude could out dance the whole cast of Step Up and still have energy left over to hit the clubs and bust some moves on the dance floors. Hail to the dancing king.
What’s does Dr. Gregory House look like? It doesn’t get more awesome than Pulp Fiction homages. We’ve all done it, your flatmate is loafing on the couch, you walk in the flat, give it the “Hey kids, how you boys doing?” And off you go, Big Kahuna burger and everything. M’mm, that is a tasty burger. Now allow me to retort…
Since ET’s been away, quite a lot of dreadful things have happened to the earth, like the Jonas Brothers, Bieber. And the little fella loves humanity, he doesn’t want to see it suffering at the hands and voices of irritating pop brats. And of course, there’s the small case of the fang-toothed evil ETs bent on eating earth’s children. Somebody, anybody, phone home.
Even a toy Scarlett Johansson looks pretty sexy, flashing her plastic bewbs at the T-1000, taking down Mickey Rourke, Spidey and even Superman. Badass. Flashing bewbage is a surefire way to defeat the enemy, one quick glance and it’s like a stung gun to the brain. Totally mesmerized, maybe they should think about using this in the military.
We all love an art film, right? As long as they’re directed by Michael “Shit Just got Real” Bay. That man knows how to throw in some explosions and shiny fast cars. Now that’s what art is. Not some plotless piece of floating contemplation discussing the meta-meaning of something Plato farted out after too many olives. Yeah!
A simple yet very effective game. Get a friend and then using all those film quotes we all love to spout at each other all day every day, substitute the nouns for the word ‘penis’. And you have the instant mega-lolz. Watch this video and tell me you didn’t laugh. No matter how old we get, the word penis and farting will always be hilarious.
When Justin Skywalker grows up and sees the emotionally devastating sight of his family burned to death by Imperial record company execs, then he will slowly be approaching the event horizon of his destiny which was written in the stars by George Lucas’s lightsaber. And when that fateful day happens, this scene will sure but follow.
It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. But we all know that you can never be sure if someone’ll recover, so best to stand above him and pump a few into the head. “M’mmm whatcha say!” Mission accomplished! Next target : Miley Cyrus.
Jon Lajoie doesn’t need x-ray vision or super strength, because he has super fame. So famous that even before he’s announced a new album the world instinctively knows it. Even Zen hermits in the Himalayas and plant roots deep under the desert floor know who he is. You’ll never hear someone saying “Jon La-who?”. Unless they’re friends with Jon Lahoo.
Oh yeah, they went there. Kind of. Mario finally gets to see the Princess’s peach and enter her pipes and fire at her flower. And so on. Just imagine if something like this actually got made, the cosmos would capsize before swallowing tself because something that wrong could and should never be of this universe or another other.
This woman does not want dance rape. No one does. And if you have problems with loads of drunk, lecherous guys shuffling their booze-addled selves up to you while on the dance floor, trying to rub their John Thomas against your butt cheeks, then this is how to tell them you are not interested, girlfriend! It’s 100% effective!
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