CRUDBUMP: F#ck You If You Don’t Like Christmas!
It’s nearing the festive holidays, so that means some fat guy with a beard telling us to go f#ck ourselves. And he’s not even Santa. This is always my favourite part of the season of goodwill, when somebody sings abuse at you for not liking stuff. And it’s a time to reflect on how selfish you are. And then guiltily spend all your present money on a fainting goat for a undernourished child in East Timor.