Cristina Zenato: Shark Mistress


This chick is such a badass she can exert control over sharks, the bullies of the sea, balancing them on her hand, juggling them, playing with them like they were a bunch of pussies or sea lions. When word gets out to the rest of the underwater community that sharks can be tamed like this their reputation is going to be sea mud. They’ll be a laughing fish stock, treated like a bunch of clown fish.

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