Dead Alien Found in Siberia
Holy fucking hell, more evidence of extra-terrestrial beings out there watching us waiting to steal our eyes with weapons that look like eye drops then rape our souls. This one looks a little bit like a skinned chicken, not sure what we’re to make of that. Maybe the chickens are actually Martians and we’ve been mistreating them all this time. Shit, quick someone take them all for a nice trip to wherever it is chickens go on holiday. And give them a Thai massage.