13 Bears And Marijuana
Do bears sh#t in the woods? No. They sit around and smoke dope! This one’ll get you through the infectious sound of her laughter, as this newsreader tries to deliver a story about a marijuana plantation that was guarded by 13 bears, a big dog, a Vietnamese pig and a raccoon. No wonder she couldn’t help pissing herself laughing, it sounds like the beginnings of a ridiculous joke. The guys at the plantation must’ve been pretty damn high when they came up with the idea to use Noah’s discarded animals to guard their crop. Genius.