Everyone knows that kung-fu should only be used in self-defence, so you can just pretend you know it, and that in itself is a kind of self-defence, so therefore just saying you know it is a sort of ninja move. The only problem you’ll find is that it could get tricky if you actually have [...]

Taking as the starting point “Like a G6″ by Far East Movement, this guy gives it some added nerd by making the song about role playing, and not the kind that’s usually reserved for behind closed bedroom doors. But the kind that involves swords, dressing up like an extra from Middle Earth and slaying some [...]

Asian Carp have overrun the Illinois River in Peoria, and only one may could save the it from this foreign pest. Using a samurai sword and a shredder claw he took to the water on water skis and set about slicing and dicing these unwanted fish out of existence. If you’re an Asian carp and [...]

Sure it’s Friday, traditionally the day everyone slacks off and doesn’t come back to work after lunch, but it doesn’t mean we can’t get some edumacation. Sort of. It’s as simple as watching a funny cat video but with less of the lolz, so sit back, pretend like you’re working and have a little watch, [...]

It’s time to turn the WTF dial up to 11 and contact Mulder and Scully, because this sh#t just got REAL! After recent reports of a huge scary insect found living deep inside the Amazon rain forest it looks like another one has turned up in India. It clearly shows that Hoola (named after Scientist [...]

Just be thankful you’re not this woman, flexing her mouth muscles using some weird contraption that no one should put within hundred metres of their entire being let alone their mouth. And to think this was being actively encouraged by the Looseleaf Beauty Report in the early 1990s. What sort of twisted cocktail of drugs [...]

There’s nothing better than buying fresh, heading to your local farmers market and getting some lovely healthy produce, taking it home and then proceeding to rub it over your body and start getting all nasty with it, like Farm Fresh Girl does. Why just consume when you can be a food pervert? Weird.

So Osama’s bin laden to rest and now the world has to suffer the slings and arrows of man penis in tight pants. Ah well, at least it has a catchy tune and at least they’re not kissing in public because then, quite obviously, the fabric of reality would unravel and death would consume us [...]

So Osama’s bin laden to rest and the world is now completely safe from evil and children can skip through meadows of wonder into the fields of hope where daisies chant the holy name of peace on earth for all mankind. Woo and a-hoo! He was the bad guy, right? We are all gonna be [...]

Osama may’ve been caught, but he hasn’t released a short film parodying the single that launched his career as an obnoxious bratty rich kid singing about partying in a meta-parody of himself that features just about every Hollywood actor who’s ever stepped in front of a camera. And his compound probably never saw the thrilling [...]

Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty! Scientist Dr Javier Hoolavez has discovered an entirely new genus that has a very distinctive insect bite [...]