Even a toy Scarlett Johansson looks pretty sexy, flashing her plastic bewbs at the T-1000, taking down Mickey Rourke, Spidey and even Superman. Badass. Flashing bewbage is a surefire way to defeat the enemy, one quick glance and it’s like a stung gun to the brain. Totally mesmerized, maybe they should think about using this [...]

We all love an art film, right? As long as they’re directed by Michael “Shit Just got Real” Bay. That man knows how to throw in some explosions and shiny fast cars. Now that’s what art is. Not some plotless piece of floating contemplation discussing the meta-meaning of something Plato farted out after too many [...]

A simple yet very effective game. Get a friend and then using all those film quotes we all love to spout at each other all day every day, substitute the nouns for the word ‘penis’. And you have the instant mega-lolz. Watch this video and tell me you didn’t laugh. No matter how old we [...]

When Justin Skywalker grows up and sees the emotionally devastating sight of his family burned to death by Imperial record company execs, then he will slowly be approaching the event horizon of his destiny which was written in the stars by George Lucas’s lightsaber. And when that fateful day happens, this scene will sure but [...]

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. But we all know that you can never be sure if someone’ll recover, so best to stand above [...]

Jon Lajoie doesn’t need x-ray vision or super strength, because he has super fame. So famous that even before he’s announced a new album the world instinctively knows it. Even Zen hermits in the Himalayas and plant roots deep under the desert floor know who he is. You’ll never hear someone saying “Jon La-who?”. Unless [...]

Oh yeah, they went there. Kind of. Mario finally gets to see the Princess’s peach and enter her pipes and fire at her flower. And so on. Just imagine if something like this actually got made, the cosmos would capsize before swallowing tself because something that wrong could and should never be of this universe [...]

This woman does not want dance rape. No one does. And if you have problems with loads of drunk, lecherous guys shuffling their booze-addled selves up to you while on the dance floor, trying to rub their John Thomas against your butt cheeks, then this is how to tell them you are not interested, girlfriend! [...]

NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but just another toddler on holiday. Yeah, babies may look all cute and innocent but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks. Not a pleasant sight and not a pleasant thing to be around. [...]

The means streets of Wigan, full of gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. Sorry, that should be the mean bedrooms of Wigan, where the kids are playing computer games that feature gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. But, sadly, the kids think they are those villainous hardasses. Here’s Mike Rees putting [...]

Ever wonder where all those sound effects come from when you’re watching some adult entertainment? Well after watching this you’ll wish you hadn’t. Talk about a mood killer, next time you’re watching some blonde getting pounded just think of a middle-aged German women with a face like a retired wrestler banging her palm against her [...]