Give people a command and they’ll ignore you. Give people a command and put it on the front of a coke machine and they’ll lose their minds trying to execute whatever is written in that swirly white writing. Take this machine, it says “F*ck Me” on it and people are fighting each other to dry [...]

Stop what you’re doing, no matter how important it is, because it’s not going to be more important than taking an hour of your time to watch Carl Sagan wax all scientific about the universe and the splendours that lie within. Then watch episode 2, then get back to what you were doing.

Back in their day the best they could hope for was a sex zoetrope, so you can imagine their excitement at witnessing such a technological milestone as an online interwebs sex tape. The only negative to this hilarious bunch of grandmas is, it makes you wonder what your own grandma and her mates sit about [...]