Pope Francis Recalls the Time He Was a Bouncer


Pope (Pachino) Francis is like a breath of fresh, totally badass, air when it comes to the Catholic Church—not only does he act like he doesn’t despise humanity but just listen to him recount the time when he was a bouncer and was forced to take down a couple of dickwads who were encroaching on his turf.

The crowd is enraptured as Pope Hardass acts like a total boss and takes down these mofos to show them that just because he wears a dress doesn’t mean he’s a total girly wimp. Pro wrestling surely beckons. COME AT ME BRO!!!

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