The Social Consequences of Everything Mean it’s Best to do Nothing
Before you go off and do whatever it is you were going to do today: STOP! And please, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! If not them, then think of all the damage you’re doing to the world just by existing. The best thing you can do is just be inert. Just stand there and let entropy do the rest.
But make sure you stand there in a field so when you eventually decompose your nutrients will be given back to the earth, rather than just another body that needs to be disposed of in an overcrowded cemetery. That’s what the bleeding heart hipster liberals in this video would want.
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