Entries Tagged as 'losers'

Monday, March 30th, 2015

DED Talk: A TED Talk For Zombies

This looks ‘dead’ good – In the wake of the zombie apocalypse innovative ideas have become more important than ever. Watch and take note on how to survive the “human apocalypse” in a special DED Talk presented by a zombie who has seen it all. It’s nice to know that even after the Zombie Apocalypse [...]

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

The Darwin Awards Fails Compilation Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself

In contrast to Darwin and his theory of evolution, here’s some people who are at the forefront of devolution—living proof that not every human being on earth is good for the gene pool. From licking frozen lamp posts with their tongues to letting off fireworks while in a confined space, there’s some dumb people out [...]

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015

Kanye West Summed Up In One Minute, One Take

When you fire up your computer or check your feeds on your phone, chances are there’s a story about Kanye West’s latest antics. If he’s not interrupting Beck at the Grammys, he’s making outrageous claims about being greater than Picasso or talking about how the president calls his landline.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

Who’s Your Buddy?

When you choose a buddy, just make sure they are the real deal! Just like Buddy the dog, the good thing about him is that he’s the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals aren’t up to scratch. Like, you forget to feed them for instance. The bad thing [...]

Friday, October 10th, 2014

Long Story Short – I Had a Movie Date

If you think your dates go badly, then take solace in this guy trying and failing at having a movie date with a girl he sits next to in his computer science class: rather than just relaxing and letting the evening progress naturally, he turns the neurosis all the way up to Woody Allen, and [...]

Friday, August 1st, 2014

Here’s How North Korea Got to be the Way it is

If you’ve ever wondered how North Korea got to be the secretive, repressed, communist nation it is today this video does a great job of explaining its complex history, detailing the events that lead to the tragic state that exists at the very fringes of world politics.

Sunday, July 27th, 2014

Unpretentiousil

Perhaps you are, or you know someone who’s a shitbag hipster who’s so irritating that they make you want to slice off your own ears and eat them, rather than listen to another turd that falls out of their mouth. If so, help is at hand in the form of this handy cure that can [...]

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Do You Wanna Be My Girlfriend? Really Terrible Frozen Parody

Whoever the girl is who this is directed at, any other answer than a resounding “NO!” would do irredeemable damage to her self-esteem because, well, just look at the guy. Even a severe beating with a rhythm stick couldn’t save him.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Banks Benitez — “Embracing Awkwardness”

Banks Benitez does the decent thing and celebrates awkwardness, something we all experience, perhaps even on a daily basis. It can strike at any time, from sharing a public restroom to the office, even an airplane. There’s just so many opportunities to be awkward that we need to start lapping it up instead of running [...]

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

The Social Consequences of Everything Mean it’s Best to do Nothing

Before you go off and do whatever it is you were going to do today: STOP! And please, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! If not them, then think of all the damage you’re doing to the world just by existing. The best thing you can do is just be inert. Just stand there and let [...]

Monday, April 28th, 2014

Bitchy Resting Face

You may suffer from it, you may know someone who suffers from it, but it’s a problem that many people have to deal with, most of them in silence, too ashamed to tell the world of their affliction. But finally someone is speaking out about it, breaking the taboo and letting women know that it’s [...]

Monday, April 21st, 2014

YMS: Megan is Missing

If you’ve had the misfortune of seeing Michael Goi’s movie ‘Megan is Missing’ then you’ll know you wasted precious moments of your life that you will never get back – it’s a poor attempt at showing how the internet can be a dangerous place. The movie is basically one long faceplam and the acting hits [...]