Why Hot Tubs Are Gross
Nothing’s sexier than a hot tub, right? It’s a place where people go to strip off their clothes and inhibitions and party like Bacchanalian revellers in a swimsuit—except, as well as all those lithe young bodies in the water, there’s also bacteria, fungi, fecal matter, dead skin, the remains of pus-filled blisters and other icky horrors in these swamps of human filth. So next time you get invited to a tub party, wear a wetsuit. Or better yet, wear a hazardous materials suit.
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