Your mother told you never to talk to strangers, and it’s good advice to follow even into adulthood because you never know when you might be chilling by a lake and a shirtless fat man will appear from an island and start yelling at you about having his way with your mother. Then before you know it you’ll be hurling abuse and it’ll end with someone getting badly hurt….and the truth as to where your mom was last night.

When you get ear-wormed by some lame-wad song and all you can do all day is hear it sounding off inside your skull, then don’t just sit there and take it. Instead, use this song to fight back and then you’ll push that song out of your head and replace it with this one. Phew. Trouble is, what song do you sing when this song gets stuck inside your head?

The wonderful Bill Hicks contemplates a world where marijuana use is compulsory, a place where the drug isn’t just legalised but where people have to wander around stoned for the benefit of everyone on the planet (Colorado, anyone?). A planet full of “quiet, mellow, hungry, high people” where Dominos pizza trucks dominate the landscape in endless parades. “Shut up and smoke that, it’s the law.”

Reggie ‘Wait?’ Watts is a master of music-infused comedy and if you need proof then just take a watch of this video featuring him wowing the PopTech audience with his mastery and his scratching skills. He’s the sort of comedian you could watch and listen to until your mind collapses from old age or your eyeballs dry up because you haven’t blinked in 50 years.

Gather the family round, because it’s time to journey to a world full of c#nts — or at least, people saying the word c#nt, a lot. And not just anybody but celebrities which makes it all the more enjoyable. If you can count up the number of times the word c#nt is mentioned in this two and half minute video and send your answer on a postcard then you truly are a c#nt.

Compton’s in the house and it looks like the west coast gangsters have a new weapon of choice — Once, cricket was the preserve of the British Empire and its subjects, played only by gentlemen of the aristocracy who indulged in a spiffing game before killing the natives, but times change and empires fall. And so it goes that cricket has now found itself in the city of Compton. Which is all well and good, as long as they don’t get too good and start thrashing the Brits.

This supercut pretty much lists off every sexy female seductress who ever graced the silver screen, as they seduce and coerce their male counterparts and work their feminine wiles, showing how to get a man to do whatever the hell they want.

It’s a perfect revisitation of some of the movie industry’s steamiest scenes, set to the song “Wetter” by the band The Singularity.

With the current president of the United States the reigning champ when it comes to mean tweets about, not just celebrities, but everybody, it’s hard for the rest of the internet trolls to keep up. Still, that doesn’t mean watching celebrities read mean tweets about themselves is any less hilarious.

This time we get Emma Watson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Elisabeth Moss, John Lithgow, Dave Chappelle, Jim Parsons, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jennifer Lawrence, and Wonder Woman herself, Gal Gadot.

An alleged terrorist claims to be a victim of mistaken identity, but that’s what they probably all say. So it’s time for some interrogation at a CIA black site to find out just what this man knows and what his connections are to the most infamous terrorist strikes of this century. Or maybe he’s just some guy who looks after dogs. Either way, he’s getting tortured. Because we can never forgive 7/11….*WAIT!?

There’s something mesmerizing about watching 2 trained street fighters going at it, knowing that only one of them will survive, an epic battle of experience & skill to the death – If you want to watch something as awesome as that go SOMEWHERE else!!! What we have here is the ultimate in real life, a ginger and a fatty, not sure if they should hit each other or cross the boundaries of bro-mance and make out on the floor – Turn the gay dial up to 11 – FAIL!!!

And if you are hungry for more here’s the Mortal Kombat version: