The actual title to this track is “shove the f#cking ipad up your motherf#cking arse you motherf#cking f#cking f#ck”. So from that we can gather that this is one angry young lady. But anger is good, anger can be used to make a YouTube video about deriding Apple products. Steve Jobs could use it on [...]

Taking as the starting point “Like a G6″ by Far East Movement, this guy gives it some added nerd by making the song about role playing, and not the kind that’s usually reserved for behind closed bedroom doors. But the kind that involves swords, dressing up like an extra from Middle Earth and slaying some [...]

Sure it’s Friday, traditionally the day everyone slacks off and doesn’t come back to work after lunch, but it doesn’t mean we can’t get some edumacation. Sort of. It’s as simple as watching a funny cat video but with less of the lolz, so sit back, pretend like you’re working and have a little watch, [...]

There’s nothing better than buying fresh, heading to your local farmers market and getting some lovely healthy produce, taking it home and then proceeding to rub it over your body and start getting all nasty with it, like Farm Fresh Girl does. Why just consume when you can be a food pervert? Weird.

Well now isn’t this just so darn cute, Hessian Hobbies help dads connect with their children through the medium of craft. Helping build that father-daughter bond until it’s a concrete structure of positive energies and love. What exactly do they make, you ask? Little clay models that they can shoot the crap out of, which [...]

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. Apart from the form of a human child. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake? Ewww, in that case it’s disgusting, what kind of sick, [...]

If only our own Western pop wasn’t full of Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and other shitty twee rubbish. If only it was full of really hot Asian girls in their underwear like this video. Then you wouldn’t need any other type of music, you’d just need pop with videos of cute girls in skimpy [...]

Since ET’s been away, quite a lot of dreadful things have happened to the earth, like the Jonas Brothers, Bieber. And the little fella loves humanity, he doesn’t want to see it suffering at the hands and voices of irritating pop brats. And of course, there’s the small case of the fang-toothed evil ETs [...]

This woman does not want dance rape. No one does. And if you have problems with loads of drunk, lecherous guys shuffling their booze-addled selves up to you while on the dance floor, trying to rub their John Thomas against your butt cheeks, then this is how to tell them you are not interested, girlfriend! [...]

NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but just another toddler on holiday. Yeah, babies may look all cute and innocent but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks. Not a pleasant sight and not a pleasant thing to be around. [...]

As miniature analogue synthesizers that use a stylus go, this is pretty fly. Cart it around in your coat pocket, then when you’re somewhere and everyone’s aching for some synth-party time, you can whip out this little beauty and lay down some sounds. It’s like something a futuristic Link might use when he tires of [...]