Time was young boys wanted to be spacemen, cowboys, arctic explorers or some other such adventurer. No more, now the geek rules and so when a young boy’s grown up they want to be an Information/Software/Whatever engineers calculating Calculus. You’ve got to love the math.

It’s almost more enjoyable watching this girl perform this in sign language than it is watching that kinetic typography version. She’s just full of attitude, so next time you’re down the local disco, drunkenly flaying your arms about while trying to rub your crotch on the girl in the tight pink dress, and this song [...]

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, you know, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor and let’s gurn this weekend away. Whoop-whoop! That’s the sound of a Sunday come down. Slamming [...]

You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion like a wobbling mass of fat. It’ll really set your day on fire, give you that boost you needed to carry you through the afternoon and into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of [...]

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really. Ecstasy is a helluva drug, and performing moves like this in a public swimming pool whilst pulling your bikini out of [...]