Expensive things and idiots aren’t the greatest combinations, which is why it makes for such combustible consumer viewing and very entertaining to boot. Fail Army has compiled some amusing and downright dangerous examples in this compilation and also had the decency to add in some mega-expensive over the top Mo Money carnage to make it all appear more appealing for us poor people.

The results are three minutes of destructive schadenfreude to detonate your laughter.

It’s that time of year when kids of all ages go back to school. After a summer of hanging out at home and ensuring their parents got entirely fed up with them, it’s with a sigh of relief from both that the new academic years begins anew.

And what better way to celebrate it than watching some back to school fails because, well, because it beats doing homework.

If there’s one way you’re going to piss off a cop, it’s by not answering his questions. These people, sovereign citizens and freemen-on-the-land, make things ten times worse for themselves by refusing to cooperate and in the process riling the cops.

The result is that by being conflictual, provocative and obstructive they end up getting owned. And arrested.

News bloopers are undoubtedly funny and people who are high are, on the whole, undoubtedly funny. Providing they’re not freaking out because they think their thumbs are shrinking, of course. And this compilation from YouTubers NewsBeFunny combines the two, so it is of course undoubtedly funny too.

You might even smoke a joint yourself before watching it, no doubt making it all the more hilarious in the process.

When it comes to watching movies, nothing beats a well acted, thrilling or emotional narrative—well, almost nothing because equally enjoyable to watch is really bad acting. It has to be really bad, mind. It can’t just be mediocre, that isn’t quite as fun. It has to be so, so terrible that it has that car crash element of being unable to look away.

Of the so-bad-it’s-good variety, of which there’s a whole 13 minutes for you to enjoy here.

Yoga is done by people as a way to release tension, get fit, and generally feel good about themselves. Unfortunately for these people it didn’t quite pan out the way they really wanted. Because instead of awakening their inner chakras and all that, they ended up getting interrupted by a pet, or having a pose go terribly wrong.

Which meant instead of a nice peaceful yoga session it ended in fail—thankfully it was all captured on video so we can all laugh at them.

Life can be tough sometimes and that especially goes for when you’re riding something with two wheels. Riding a bicycle once you’ve learnt should theoretically be easy, but it’s not as this compilation pays testament too. It’s not just bicycles either but all two-wheeled vehicles.

That includes motorcycles, scooters, and Segways—bet these people wish the wheel had never been invented.

A good way to tell if you’re too old is whether you watch this and think “Hey! That looks like fun!” or whether you watch this and think “OMG, why would anyone want to do this?”—personally I have to go with the latter, because why anyone would want to be spun around at these speeds is beyond me, teenager or not.

So have a watch and wince your way through the compilation, thanking the Lord you no longer have to be peer-pressured into doing stuff like this.

Watching people get slapped in the face by a huge fish or fall off their bicycle or faceplant onto the ground is all very amusing, but it’s extra amusing if that footage is slowed down. Add some classical music over the top too and you have yourself something that’s verging on the cinematic.

That’s exactly what’s going on in this fail compilation, and it’s pure hight grade schadenfreude entertainment.

If there’s one thing funnier than somebody falling over unexpectedly it’s something suddenly breaking unexpectedly. And so it goes in this compilation that features everything from misused golf clubs to cars to TVs breaking. Sometimes it’s just funny other times it looks highly dangerous, all the times the people doing the breaking no doubt experience a moment of regret.

The only thing you can really do is pull a face that says “Whoops.”