If gay marriage isn’t legalized soon then the lesbians of the world will get fed up and steal all the straight men from all the straight women and that means they’ll be a lot of lonely, single women in the world. And if gay guys steal your boyfriends too, then it’ll be chaos, they’ll be [...]

All you need to know about this film is that it comes from the filmmakers behind Iron Sky (about Nazis on the moon) and the producers of Live Free or Die Hard (the new Die Hard movie). It’s based on a graphic novel about an intergalactic bounty hunter sent to Earth to hunt down a [...]

The ‘Isle of Man’ TT, a place where motor bike racers become kings amongst men, whizzing round the track as fast as lightning–if it wasn’t for the fact that you can’t go faster than the speed of light in the known universe, they’d probably be going so fast no one could even see them. This [...]

“7th Heaven” was a 90s drama about a Protestant minister’s family, for those not in the know, and there was a celebrated episode where the reverend found a joint in the house. It was pretty hilarious anyway, but now it’s been made even better with the addition of the Inception music over the top. Epic.

Prepare to shit your pants even though you think you’re impervious to being scared by anything. Because this will make you jump, but make sure you watch it at night with the lights turned down to get the full effect — don’t go watching it in the middle of the day with the TV blaring [...]

Taking 24 recent pop hits, Robin Skouteris won’t just listen to them consecutively, no way. Instead he has to create one big megamix extravaganza with Madonna, Gotye, Gaga, PSY, Rihanna, jeez, everyone. If you’re a pop artist and you’re not included in this mix then you should be deeply offended and take Mr. Skouteris to [...]

Chuck a laugh track over the top and the Seinfeld theme song and a medieval fantasy featuring dwarfs, dragons, hot babes, Sean Bean, spoilt brat kings, and loads of other craziness is essentially a show about nothing. So sit back and if nothing else, enjoy Tyrion Lannister slapping the shit out of Joffrey, which is [...]

Part 3 of the Twilight Saga plagues the world with more tortured love between the trianlge of Bella, Edward and Jacob. It’s an installment that the world could really do without, expect if that happened an army of Twi-hards would come marching forth on the cities of the world to demand their fix of glittery [...]

Genius Irish comedy rappers ‘The Rubberbandits’ (famous for their superb ‘Horse Outside’) don’t seem to like uber-lad Danny Dyer, rather than thinking him a top geezer who’s a towering example to the rest of any being with testosterone, they think he’s a lying scumbag and the only way they see to stop him from spreading [...]

Holy double-entendre Batman! He may act all stoical and monk-like, but The Batman is really just a perv like every other latex-wearing crime fighter. His mind is like a Carry-On film, full of latent innuendos just waiting to come erupting forth to come splurging on any female company that just happens to be around. Just [...]

They said it could never happen, but along came the internet and now anything’s possible! Two big screen icons, Eastwood and Lee, duke it out the only way they know how: through a rap battle, as east takes on west as these two tough guys of the silver screen find out who has the biggest [...]