Entries Tagged as 'holy f#ck!'

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Corporate Occult

This is a warning to anyone out there who is on the look-out for a one-night stand; you pick up what you think is a hot looking girl, get her back to yours, skip the pleasantries and get straight down to business. And then, suddenly, in the height of passion things get all freaky. And [...]

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

Cheerleader Goes Nutzoid Celebrating

Cheerleading is a competitive and stressful activity. Maybe. So when a team wins, you have to celebrate in the appropriate way. And that way is usually a shout of joy and hugging your teammates. Or, alternatively, you could go completely ballistic batshit mental and start acting like Henry Rollins at the front of a death [...]

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Super Mario Pr0n (XXX Parody Trailer)

Oh yeah, they went there. Kind of. Mario finally gets to see the Princess’s peach and enter her pipes and fire at her flower. And so on. Just imagine if something like this actually got made, the cosmos would capsize before swallowing tself because something that wrong could and should never be of this universe [...]

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Big Wet Jugs

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be? In utter confusion is where. And zis crazy man here gets all wet just to demonstrate [...]

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Gentlemen’s Fight Club

In Silicon Valley, no one can hear you scream…as your fellow IT worker from Yahoo thumps you in the neck with a swinging aggressive fist. Who knew that a bunch of geeks decided to deal with the existential angst of modern office life, not by thumping their keyboards but by thumping each other with their [...]

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Pole Dancing Wizard

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Sure to cast a spell on you, and all those other puns that you just know should be featured in a post such as this. I’ll leave it to the comments to get creative with that. Who knew Harry Potter fans were [...]

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Most Illegal Wrestling Move EVER!

All those naysayers that talk about how wrestling’s a fake sport, well here’s the evidence to prove you wrong. Take that! Just watch what happens in this clip and then tell me that it’s all a set up. How could something like this happen if they were all just acting, huh? Riddle me that Mr [...]

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

“That’s Life” by Martin Andersen

Prepare to experience AWESOME gone insane! You know how it is, you’ve been out on the sauce all night. Why not, but then suddenly you’re booted out of the bar and left to find your way home. Time for the booze compass to kick in, which fortunately it does, but guides you home via the [...]

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Mega Crazy Slip & Slide

This behemoth of a slip and slide truly warrants the term epic. For that is what it is. But watching it is slightly annoying because you just want to be there having fun; slipping, sliding. Wonder how long it took to build this monster? And I wonder if they’d mind building one in my back [...]

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Space: The Final Paper Plane Frontier

NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Ricky Gervais Has HUGE Golden Globes!

Loosely following on with our Glee theme (Chris Colfer won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a TV series), prepare for an Englishman to tell Hollywood how it ‘really’ is in last night’s 68th Golden Globes award ceremony. Sparing no punches and probably killing any chance of future film work Mr. Gervais proved [...]