We do apologise for this break in normal service by inflicting upon you the hideous gump-faced crooning buffoon that is Bruno Mars and his turgid shit-fried pop. But there is a reason and that is the music video to this track is pretty fucking great, featuring as it does a beer-swilling, dressing-gown’d, nunchuck’d slobbing Leonard [...]

If you love listening to live music, there’s really no better place to do that than in a field in the British countryside. But as ever with Glastonbury there’s so much going on, it’s difficult to know what to do with yourself. Which is where this handy app comes in. Featuring customisable line-up, interactive map, [...]

Wow, this has got an awful lot of awesome in it. It’s got a hot brunette in a bath tub eating ice-cream, in a suggestive manner. It has karate, it has cats, it’s got psychedelic effects, it’s got TVs on stage, it’s got crazy camera work, it’s got paint fights, it’s got too much. And [...]

This kid has basically made this video to goad the haters, a rallying cry for them to come out of their darkened basements, squinting into the sunlight, to spit abuse. But hating on this embryo in a cap would just be too easy, far better to laugh along with it. In a few years he’ll [...]

The lyrics to this slamming track are incredible, so profound, so full of the truth of the ages. It’s a shame they don’t post them in full so you can find out exactly what it is they’re saying. Because you’re going to want to remember these lyrics and sing them to strangers on the street. [...]

House gets his harmonica out and shows us that it isn’t just all about being a wisecracking, misanthropic doctor. It’s also about being a mumbling protest singer, so come gather round all ye children of the sun gods and sing the rallying cry of hope from the jaws of heroes “All we gotta do is [...]

You’ve got some hot South Korean beauties? Check. You have an addictive catchy pop number that sticks in your head & beats humming Rebecca Black all day? Check. Looks like we’ve got a contender for pop song of the year. Thank God for the internet or this cute band may’ve passed us all by & [...]

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo, who does all those Disney remixes, except this one’s got lots of [...]

The actual title to this track is “shove the f#cking ipad up your motherf#cking arse you motherf#cking f#cking f#ck”. So from that we can gather that this is one angry young lady. But anger is good, anger can be used to make a YouTube video about deriding Apple products. Steve Jobs could use it on [...]

So Osama’s bin laden to rest and now the world has to suffer the slings and arrows of man penis in tight pants. Ah well, at least it has a catchy tune and at least they’re not kissing in public because then, quite obviously, the fabric of reality would unravel and death would consume us [...]

So Osama’s bin laden to rest and the world is now completely safe from evil and children can skip through meadows of wonder into the fields of hope where daisies chant the holy name of peace on earth for all mankind. Woo and a-hoo! He was the bad guy, right? We are all gonna be [...]