It’s time to turn the WTF dial up to 11 and contact Mulder and Scully, because this sh#t just got REAL! After recent reports of a huge scary insect found living deep inside the Amazon rain forest it looks like another one has turned up in India. It clearly shows that Hoola (named after Scientist [...]

A long time ago, like in the 1980s or something, there was a trailer & it was used to advertise a film. This is the story of that trailer. Not really, this is a bunch of work shy film students trying to make a formulaic action trailer for the movie moguls of L.A. Will they [...]

Happy Friday, make it a good one because the world’s about to get all Independence Day on our asses. First it’ll be the White House then Paris, then some hick in the middle of nowhere and then they’ll come for your children and your pets!! Or maybe they’re like the nice aliens from Close Encounters. [...]

Intergalactic pr0n is what those Jedi knights were really searching for. Using the Force they were seeking out the finest adult entertainment the universe could offer. Featuring an abundance of purple lightsabers and strange creatures from all over the galaxy, in a film that is the holy grail of weird fetish alien porn. Plus an [...]

Even in the seemingly peaceful toy world of Lego City, there is no escape from the flesh-munching, brain-chomping, organ-grinding, skin-tearing zombie hordes. And these undead monsters even include a zombie Yoda. You just know the world has gone to shit when even the sage-like Yoda is one of the angry-eyed walking dead.

The acceptable face of Hollywood geekhood and just two pretty cool guys in general take on two of the greatest film characters to ever grace that scene in Star Wars with C-3PO and R2-D2 crossing the Tatooine desert, while bitching and moaning at each other like a couple of bickering kids. But then, Nick Frost [...]

When Justin Skywalker grows up and sees the emotionally devastating sight of his family burned to death by Imperial record company execs, then he will slowly be approaching the event horizon of his destiny which was written in the stars by George Lucas’s lightsaber. And when that fateful day happens, this scene will sure but [...]

Looks like this televangelist has been under the tutorage of Yoda and turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. OK, so the bearded one can maybe throw some bolts of lightning or smite the odd heathen swine, but that pales in comparison to wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like [...]

NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!

Following on with our Glee theme we have Harry Shum, Jr. swapping his dancing shoes for his killing ones’, and not a gay icon in sight, this is more like it! There’s also not a lot to dislike in this. It’s short, it has a gun fight, a lightsaber fight, some macho hero posturing, decapitation, [...]

Whether you’re Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman, Kick-Ass, Spartacus, or whoever. You always need an introduction, and how you go about that matters because it’s going to be the first impression you make on your audience, don’t want them to think you’re a major asshole, do you? Well, unless you are Major Asshole.