This is what you need to do when you meet someone for the first time–Forget about that First Kiss video that went viral back in March which featured strangers kissing, LA screenwriter Max Landis has created his own version called The Slap—but this time the two strangers don’t get so lucky.
Cops are just like you and me. That’s if, like these cops from the Rosenberg Police Department in Texas, you like to sing along to Katy Perry when you’re sat in the privacy of your car. The department released the video a few weeks back in an effort to show that their officers are human beings who enjoy being silly like we all do.
If you ever thought Conan the Barbarian could be improved by loud, ripping fart noises or that Predator needed a few squelchy air bagels to punctuate the macho dialogue, then you’ll be grateful for this video.
Alan Watts was a counterculture philosopher and Zen advocate whose soundbites of how to live your life are the sort of thing that make you want to quit work and go travel the world and seek adventure. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone illustrated some of his gems from the Alan Watt’s recorded archive and this is one of them.
Soon. Soon you’ll be able to watch Guardians of the Galaxy when it hits cinemas in August—and if you saw the new trailer that was out recently then you’ll be super-excited to see this cult-looking addition to the Marvel cinematic canon.
The Onion tackle romance in a totally Onion way, by telling us the unremarkable story of Josh and Debra, who after meeting and falling for one another, started making the beast with two backs. Hear Debra talk crudely about Josh progressing from going down on her to full on sex.
OK, so today is Monday and instead of wearing your hat of depression it’s time to go out and buy a pair of shit kickers lined with titanium and prepare yourself, so when that little bastard sneaks up on you next week from the other side of the weekend, putting a downer on your partying, you can turn to it with confidence and kick it right in the nutsack. Life aint’ worth living without a little payback.
Just when you think Pete Holmes wouldn’t be making any more Ex-Men videos because his show got cancelled, along comes another one. But this time the Professor isn’t so much trying to get rid of a mutant, but seduce one. You always have to wonder about how he could be surrounded by all those women in spandex and not try to at least go out on a date with one.
Samuel L Jackson dropped by The Graham Norton Show last week and while he was there, Norton did the decent thing and asked him to deliver his Ezekiel 25:17 speech from Pulp Fiction—which he does, from memory. And it’s both amazing and terrifying as Jackson fixes the camera with his gaze.
It’s often the case that when icons of music come together to release a song it can be very hit and miss—Bowie and Bing Crosby singing “The Little Drummer Boy� Oddball hit. Bowie and Mick Jagger singing “Dancin’ In The Street� Oh dear. And the music video that accompanied it was just bizarre and quite, quite terrible. But, take the music away and make it a musicless musicvideo and you have something much, much better.
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
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