When you get the director’s cut of a movie, it’s often longer than the original as the director inserts missing scenes that got left on the cutting room floor. So count this as a kind of anti-director’s cut where the movie is condensed into only one minute, which means it all happens so fast your mind may well blow. Prepare for awesome.
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
So who doesn’t want to download Grand Theft Auto V for free before its official release? Of course you do! And to do that, all you need to is to watch this video and save a heap of money and play the full game before everyone else and be the envy of all your friends. So how is it possible? Well, you might be asking yourself, “Is this the ‘cracked’ version?” It’s better than that—only thing is, it doesn’t work for MAC users or the Devil. Sorry yo. Just remember, egg pr0n is the best pr0n.
It’s time to look at other people doing cool stuff like base jumping and motorcross and other crazy fun times while you sit in a hot room wondering what you’re going to have for lunch, which is about as exciting as your life gets. But hey, live vicariously, that’s what the webz is there for, no?
So most people have both watched porn and had sex, probably not at the same time, unless the sex was really that dull. And you’ll know that the two are quite different, and making those differences explicit in vegetable form is the video above, so finally it’s cleared up for all those who were trying to figure it out. Damn, i’m hungry now.
Taking inspiration from the speed freaks of the salt flats, who back in the 1960s upped the Land Speed Record from the 300s up towards the 600mph mark in jet-propelled cars built in their sheds, like the maniacs they were, these guys decided to build a bicycle in the old-skool tradition, but build it for maximum speed and see how fast they could go. Turns out they can go pretty damn fast.
It looks like it was a good year to fail, especially if you were a woman. At least according to this compilation anyway, featuring 10 minutes of fails for you to satisfy your schadenfreude and build up some bad karma. So after laughing your ass off at these poor fools, be careful when you step outside and keep your eye out for rogue banana skins.
If you’re familiar with Family Guy then you’ll be familiar with the epic chicken fight that has occurred in numerous episodes, where Peter fights a giant chicken after the chicken gives him a bad coupon. The majesty and epicness of those battles are reenacted IRL with two stunt women, Jessie Graff and Tree O’Toole, who fight to the death through walls, windows, wreaking havoc on anything in their path.
In the comedy film ‘The To Do List’ Aubrey Plaza plays a high school senior who feels she needs to have a few more sexual experiences before she heads off to college. And one of the scenes involves her having to get intimate with herself which sounds like it was incredibly awkward when it was shot on set. The glamorous life of an actor, huh?
Finally someone’s had the decency to marry Star Wars with the stereotypes found in your average Australian beer commercial for the fanmade Star Wars Downunder – And bugger-me if it doesn’t look great – It’s a 30 minute film that you’ll definitely want to see, especially after watching the trailer — fans of Australian beer and George Lucas’ galaxy far, far away can rejoice, at last.
Feeling in a bad mood? Then put on some Screamin’ Jay Hawkins and lip sync along and watch all your worries disappear as you act like an idiot for a few minutes. And if you can’t be bothered to do that, then do the next best thing which is watching this guy lip sync along like a maniac.
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