The Lonely Island’s recently released “Go Kindergarten†stars Paul Rudd and Sean Combs and is a totes absurd parody of those ridiculous and OTT club anthems. And to show how dedicated to getting it right they are, it even features Robyn, who herself has been responsible for some club classics over the years. And to complete it is some incredibly silly lyrics all of which are acted out for the megalulz.
Suave pervert Kassem gets Stoya, the adult star, into his studio for an interview that is only beaten by 1971’s Noam Chomsky vs Michel Foucault debate as a meeting of minds. The issues of the day are discussed and Stoya reveals the intimate facts about her life as well as getting her boobs measured.
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
In an alternate universe, that exists parallel to our own, film characters are affected by a strange disorder known as face folding, it also causes their voices to rise too and it can happen to anyone, but mostly it happens to Harry Potter and Scott Pilgrim, and characters from Star Wars. So spare a thought next time you watch one of these movies, that in another universe not far from out own, this terrible curse is afflicting your favorite movie characters.
Even the title of this alone is enough to open it up to absolute ridicule. But to be fair to M. Night Showaddywadday, it is based on a comic, a rather good comic at that, but M. Night manages to turn the source material into shite before your eyes and so, probably the only good thing to come out of this movie being made is this funny, funny Honest Trailer.
No, not that over there, that’s not Shanghai, but this here in this video is. Caught on camera in all its futuristic, 4000 skyscrapers glory — but photographer Rob Whitworth doesn’t just capture the stunning skyline but goes beyond that to find out what lies beneath in the metropolis below, including the street food and the stunning graffiti.
Together at last you’re probably thinking, and so it goes that the boxing bad boy and the man who started out life as Dougie Howser team up for a song and dance number. And what a number, as Harris pulls out all the stops for this one, practically winning a Tony himself and showing that he is a true god of entertainment who deserves his own Broadway show.
You may not think that NBC News anchor Brian Williams was much of a gangsta rapper, but you better think again, because here he is, spitting some rhymes, laying down the lyrics to Dr. Dre’s “Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang”. OK sure, it may’ve been cobbled together from mashing up his appearances on the news, but that doesn’t make him any less of a rapper. Wurd!
If you have a product like wet wipes for men (grown men at that) then you need to explain yourself. And explain yourself they do, Dollar Shave Club that is. Because going for a number two and just using toilet paper doesn’t seem to be enough these days, instead you have to use toilet paper and then one of these wet wipes, just to be sure – Then get on with your life. Oh the humanity.
WARNING: This girl is strange, if you see her. RUN! Yep, this is one of those weird parts of the interwebs, where the less uninhibited of society are able to simply film themselves doing all sorts of inane, nonsensical acts whilst singing Leona Lewis songs (’Keep Bleeding My Ears’), this time with sanitary towels and ketchup, and share it with the world. And our dutiful response is to look at it and go “WTF?! Thiz gurlz is the insanes?” And words to that effect. After watching this we need to all make a promise to never darken the internet’s virtual doorstep again. But we wont.
Science, what a joker it can be. First it tells us the earth is round and now it’s trying to pretend that dinosaurs — that’s those giant lizards that walked the earth a long time ago — had feathers. FEATHERS!? HAHA SCIENCE, HAHA! You certainly are a card, so lets all get in a line and stick up our middle digits and point them in the direction of science. Fuck you science, fuck you!
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