We all like eating sandwiches, because they are awesome. And it’s not just me, you, and Scooby Doo (and Raggy) — they like eating sandwiches in the movies too. You want proof? Well look no further than this supercut which has some of Hollywood’s finest (and Brendan Fraser) snacking away on two bits of bread with some stuff in the middle. It even has an early reference to Kneau Reeves famous meme origins from Point Break. Nom.
How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo, who does all those Disney remixes, except this one’s got lots of swearing. Fuck yeah.
The actual title to this track is “shove the f#cking ipad up your motherf#cking arse you motherf#cking f#cking f#ck”. So from that we can gather that this is one angry young lady. But anger is good, anger can be used to make a YouTube video about deriding Apple products. Steve Jobs could use it on his next iPad advert, because the tune is pretty catchy. All together now, “Shove the fuuuucking i-Pad up your ass…”
Everyone knows that kung-fu should only be used in self-defence, so you can just pretend you know it, and that in itself is a kind of self-defence, so therefore just saying you know it is a sort of ninja move. The only problem you’ll find is that it could get tricky if you actually have to fight someone. But just make sure that never happens. Oh yeah, it also features Freddie Wong, so you know it’s gonna be good.
Taking as the starting point “Like a G6″ by Far East Movement, this guy gives it some added nerd by making the song about role playing, and not the kind that’s usually reserved for behind closed bedroom doors. But the kind that involves swords, dressing up like an extra from Middle Earth and slaying some goblins. Get your geek on.
Asian Carp have overrun the Illinois River in Peoria, and only one may could save the it from this foreign pest. Using a samurai sword and a shredder claw he took to the water on water skis and set about slicing and dicing these unwanted fish out of existence. If you’re an Asian carp and you live in the Illinois River, then be afraid. Be very afraid.
Sure it’s Friday, traditionally the day everyone slacks off and doesn’t come back to work after lunch, but it doesn’t mean we can’t get some edumacation. Sort of. It’s as simple as watching a funny cat video but with less of the lolz, so sit back, pretend like you’re working and have a little watch, and explore the beauty of imperfection. Then go get drunk.
It’s time to turn the WTF dial up to 11 and contact Mulder and Scully, because this sh#t just got REAL! After recent reports of a huge scary insect found living deep inside the Amazon rain forest it looks like another one has turned up in India. It clearly shows that Hoola (named after Scientist Dr Javier Hoolavez who first discovered it) has not only spread outside the Amazon but it’s reached another continent! Time to barricade the doors and board up your windows, because this thing bites and spreads a weird virus! Be afraid!
Just be thankful you’re not this woman, flexing her mouth muscles using some weird contraption that no one should put within hundred metres of their entire being let alone their mouth. And to think this was being actively encouraged by the Looseleaf Beauty Report in the early 1990s. What sort of twisted cocktail of drugs was everyone on back then?
There’s nothing better than buying fresh, heading to your local farmers market and getting some lovely healthy produce, taking it home and then proceeding to rub it over your body and start getting all nasty with it, like Farm Fresh Girl does. Why just consume when you can be a food pervert? Weird.
So Osama’s bin laden to rest and now the world has to suffer the slings and arrows of man penis in tight pants. Ah well, at least it has a catchy tune and at least they’re not kissing in public because then, quite obviously, the fabric of reality would unravel and death would consume us all. Yeah, the world is definitely a safer place with Osama gone :/
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